Okay, I bragged to Chef that I can write a better love letter than he can. So he challenged me to prove it, with the SDMB as judge, jury, and executioner (my words).
So, who wants theirs first?
Sign me up, big boy. You want a challenge, you got one. 
I’ll volunteer, as well. Just so’s we’ve a balance. 
Love me tender… Love me blue!
I’d ask for one, but I’m guessing it’d be too full of misspellings and bad grammar for me to get turned on by it.
PS to bandocet: it’s “grammAr” rodeo, not “grammer.”
Give it your best shot Freaky…but I’m still worked up over Chef’s letter and that was ages ago!!
Okay. Count me in.
K.
Me, please
All I have to say is, I shouldn’t even have to ask. So I’m not going to.
I still want one though. 
I’ll take one, please.
Me me me!
Please?
Absolutely, FF. Let’s see what tricks you’ve got up that grammatical sleeve of yours.
Three words:
I dare you.
I’d better be in on this
Sorry, I’m gonna have to pass over you two. Since I’m not gay, and I’m not into bestiality.
Your heart is priceless, and can never be bought. But should you give it to me, I would be the richest man in the world. And even richer for being the only man who knows it.
You are like the purest white, that can never be stained. And the brightest silver, which can never be tarnished. Your very presence gives me chills of excitement, and your very existence makes me believe in divinity. Your soul caresses me like silk as I’m with you. And your touch fulfills me like life when I kiss you.
Cheffie never filled my request, so I’m wanting a good one that’ll serve as a duplicate and a love letter.
Ssskkuggiii, darling, I haven’t forgotten you. I’ve just been very busy at work and watched too closely at home to write sexy letters. I promise you I WILL get to it.
And Freak? So far this stuff sounds pretty… generic… to me. Go see my note to Mega the Roo if you want to know what a customized* mash note looks like.
(I just realized what it reminds me of! That guy in Animal House who was playing folk songs on the basement stairs until Bluto smashed his guitar.)
Ok, I hear a lot of talk about love letters but I don’t see any…
Chef, where is your note to Mega the Roo. Did it work? Did she like it?