Yeesh, of course they’re generic! I don’t know them! Therefore, I have no physical/mental attributes to base them on.
And saying it’s like the guy from Animal House is just plain low. But if that’s the general opinion, I’ll give up.
Well yeesh! You lose by default if you can’t write a mash note to a GUY! Cheffie could!
Me me! I want a love letter! sigh
Cheffie’s bisexual. Besides, we’re talkin’ about quality of content, not the content itself.
Your force draws me in and gives me stability. You will always be the pivotal person in the orbit of my life. You keep my feet forever on the ground, even while your love keeps my head in the sky. I’ll never be down to Earth, because it all comes down to you. My love for you, like the force you exert, will always keep me coming back for more.
Hmmm… not too bad, for a warm up 
Keep going, I need to hear more.
Or was Chef going to finish what you started?? 
Sure Angkins, but now you’re at the back of the line, I’ll have to work my way through the rest first before you can ride again.
My handsome mr. obfusciatrist is busy watching a DVD movie right now. Please pose one for me, please!
Thank you thank you. 
You’re right…that was pretty harsh. I’m sorry. But remember that that guy was surrounded by chicks.
Bear Nenno, here is my collection of love letters:
I believe Mega the Roo’s letter is about two thirds of the way down page two, although I recommend aspiring mash-note writers read them all… and yes, she liked it a lot. It’s full of details about her that I got from her Web site. Freak, if you want to make a letter to someone you’ve never met sound like you know them well, you have to dig for info. check profiles, read their posts in other threads. See how quivery Angkins still is? (and angkins…I’m not going to butt in on his workspace…anytime you want me to get your motor revvin’ just go back and read your timeless epistle from the Love Chef.) Her note was about a massage that turned interesting…you just have to use your imagination.
Someday you will be ready to go out into the world, grasshopper, but first you must hand a pebble to my snatch…er, I mean you must snatch the pebble from my hand.
Chef-baby, I will, I have, I am , I swear, I do!
I have lots of time Freaky, practice on the others and save the best for me!!
Ummmmm…I’m female…so where’s my love letter?
Wow, this I have to get in out. Sign me up, FF.
errr…in on. Damn typos.
Can I have a love letter too? Pretty please, with sugar on top?
Steven Bishop
Oh, and Freak–if you’re going to claim to be better than Cheffie, don’t you have to match him with respect to the letters to men, too? (Don’t know about the bestiality thing–don’t want to, either.)
As for not knowing the ladies’ physical attributes, freak, there’s always the picture page (for those that have pictures up).
OK, Freak, you’re limiting the field here:
No homosexual letters - that eliminates me and Mr. C, among others.
No bestiality - Scratch dogsbody (heh, heh), Falcon, all the C(K)at(t)s, et al.
But you didn’t specifically exclude necrophilic bestiality, which is a completely different animal according to Masters and Johnson.
Let’s have a love tome for Dead Chipmonk.
Who wants gum?
I do, I do!
Me too please.
batting eyelashes
I’d like a letter please.
Can I have one too? I’m in the mood for something really mushy. Thank you dear.
[hijack]How are things going with your move to the old world? I think we all could use an update right about now.[/hijack]
It was a while ago since I had a love letter,
so, can I have one too??