swoon
Oooooo
Pretty good!
K.
Any of you folks that Freak is unwilling to write to should feel free to head over to my thread at the link above and ask ME to write you one. I’m taking new requests, and I plan to devote a lot of time this weekend to catching up.
Note that I’m not trying to poach pen pals from Freaky… but he’s turned some of you down and I don’t want those folks to feel left out.
BTW, Freak, I can offer a possible solution for you if you aren’t prepared to get in touch with your feminine side for the guys who are asking for letters. The finest, noblest kind of mash note is the one that laments the fact that the liaison could never be… if you can let these guys down easy and still make them feel special, THAT’S the mark of mash-note talent. Forgive me if I say that up to now, you haven’t been letting them down easy.
Cheffie
ps…you missed a great line for your note to Gravity: “Gravity is a force that attracts one body to another and vice versa…both attract each other at the same time.”
Cheffie your letter for me was such that none could ever compare and I wouldn’t waste my time even asking. No male on this board could write a love letter as well as you. That’s one category you win, hands down.
aw shucks, Ultress, the earth moved for me too. smooch
Let’s not hurt Freak’s feelings, though… you’re invited to praise me at length in my own thread - that way you’ll avoid the indirect dissing of the OP.
Me too please!
Yeah Ultress! FreakFreely, love it or leave it! 
I’m gonna hold off on writing any more love letters for a day or two. I just got some bad news (as if I didn’t have enough already!), and for that reason, I’m not in a terribly romantic mood today.
However, I will be back, to make your hearts swoon. And this time I won’t leave out the guys and dogs (is there a difference?) or any other animal for that matter. In fact, I’ll even do a love letter for Dead Chipmonk, let’s see if I can get that dead heart stirring again.
Until then…
M is for the Motions you cause in my chest.
R is for the Ring I hope you’ll give me.
. is for the completeness you bring to me.
C is for the Cuddlesome feeling you bring to this board.
Y is for the Youth you’ll always have.
N is for the North-like magenetism you hold for me.
I is for the Ignorance you destroy.
C is for the Child-like playfulness you have.
A is for the Austerity you repel.
L is for the Love I’ll always give you.
Damn, as always, a day late and a dollar short 
Robin