damn, I’m only 9th in posts-per-day. Well, at least I am in the top ten, and in DAMN fine company.
And here’s the updated list in alphabetical order:
Just kidding!
Here we go, but now arranging posters by IQ Score, Purity Test Score, Number of Times they used the verb “to felch”, and flirting post percentage.
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No really, could someone do that for me? 
Pathetic goat felching* bastard, get a life!!
Wait a second, you said WHO??
Blame it on the lovely and intelligent SDMB females, with whom it’s my great pleasure to flirt with.
William Shakespeare (aka Francis Bacon) should be credited with about 1/8th of my posts. The other 7/8th should go to the voices in my head. It’s easy to post a lot when you have multiple personalities.
Does this mean I have to average 14.82 posts a day from now on? Great…
“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.”
–King Henry IV, Part 2, Act 3, scene i
*who would have ever imagined that “felch” would find it’s way onto this thread TWICE?
Ah, good ol’ #113. A nice 4.2 posts per day. At least computer scripts notice me. 
<<Looks around>>
Hey, Brunetter. How’s it going? What’s a nice person like you doing in the low 100’s like this? Wanna get a drink? We can sit around and discuss the virtues of 4.2ness.
Ike said:
Wanna put some money on that?
David, try one of these Bars, I made them this morning for the Coffee Social. They’re maple-walnut-chocolate…Mister Wendersen from the Lumberyard said he’d never had the like. Did you get enough lutefisk?
{Hee hee…the game is afoot.}
– Uke, The Lutheran Church Basement Lady
Walnuts? Bleagh.
You know, I’m getting sick and tired of reloading this 2 MB pile of crap only to find a non-sensical oneliner at the bottom that adds absolutely nothing to the OP.
Coldfire runs away, snickering maniacally
Lord, I feel like such an underachiever right now. Then again, some of us are unemployed and have to do this on our own time. One of these days I’m going to have to get me one of those job things, so I can post all day, too.
Then again, if I wasn’t always answering DRY’s e-mails, I’d probably have a lot more board time. From now on, whenever I want to tell him something, I’ll just go ahead and start a thread, or interrupt somebody else’s thread. By this time next year, I wil be number 1, this I swear.
Wow. I’m in the Hot 100.
Yes, I like it. No, I don’t want to get a life.
woo hoo! number 10! way to go me!
really, i am so bored at work, it’s not even funny.
just imagine where i’d be if i was out of work. i might just post to myself i suppose…
In answer to the questions to which you all know you’ve wanted the answers:
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Yes, I do have a life. Yes, I do! I DO TOO!
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I post when I have interesting stuff to say, mostly. I do not pad my post count b/c it is just a number.
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I’m online a lot. I wish I were online more. I rather like it here, so I talk to people a lot.
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Yes, this does perhaps hamper what I would have of a f2f social life, but I didn’t have much of one before I started doing lots of PC stuff. This is my social interaction, for the most part.
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For those of you eager to see me topless and IRL, you’ll have to wait. I don’t plan on going to the carrier tour dopefest in Norfolk. Yes, cry all you want, but you’ll have to wait until a dopefest I can make after late August.
between Missy2u and Beeruser, good company
I’ll never reach handy though
I’m #407! I’m #407! Yaaaay me!
…finally, something to be proud of.
Geez go on vacation for a week and look what happens: my average falls . After looking at the stats I now know why I never get mentioned on any popular poster lists :(.
Oh well, there is only one thing to do…pad my post count.
Keith
Pad
Keith
** tatertot, ** I’m glad to see that you’re finally getting some * important goals * in your life, and we’ll check up on how well you’ve done this same time next year!
Wow, on ** beatle’s list ** I get in between * John Corrado and Sake Samurai! * I’m still tingling from THAT revelation, AND I’m #126 too! I KNEW I didn’t have a life and now I have proof… hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn’t be so happy…slinking Emily Litella style away, ‘never mind’.
I was a bit surprised that my sister Brachywhatchamcall’em has a higher ranking over her older sister!!! Wha? You don’t believe in sibling rivalry? You don’t believe in revenge? What do you know… this is a woman [me] who waited more than ten years to throw a strawberry cream pie into her brother’s face. I was courteous enough not to throw the pie on his wedding day, but I did make him sweat abit. Now you are forcing my hand on my sister.
OTOH, could this be that the list does not take into account name changes and I have more actual postings than her? How many times did SHE double post, heh?
Number 61/169 of a grand? Crikey…wonder where I’d be if it weren’t for the rest of the web…