Well, then drag your butt on over here! Just kidding. Sorry I skipped you in this thread. I didn’t mean too. Really!
True. But since I’m fighting crime in the Midwest, I have to settle for the Duplex of Solidude®.
Okay, this one is on-topic (that is, pertaining to the OP). I wanted to know if anyone had gotten an e-mail from Max yet. I finally got one (man, I was just being funny, and what does he do? He punishes me by making me wait. Sheesh, he has no sense of humor.). I just want to see how far this goes.
Nope, my sweet princess, nary a word. From Max or you. Email me.
Is this your nice way of saying that none of us are virtual boyfriend material?
BTW, look at how I’m partying:
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Awww. Munchie, sweetie. You are using your 2000th post on little ole me? How romantic. But mrblue has caught my attention. He is doing all the right things (hell, did you see him in the flirting thread? Gawd, I couldn’t sleep last night.) and e-mailing me. Getting to know me.
I thought that was my 1999 post, as in party like it’s 1999. Oh well. I’m not much for post parties. And I wish MrBlue all the luck. For some reason, I just can’t get into cold-calling with e-mails to get to know someone. Too bad, you really seem great.
[Austin Powers]
But it’s just not my bag, baby.
[/AP]
For once, Munch we agree. I’m sure I could win dlgirl over, but I’d have to do it over the phone. Or in person.
Oh, guys. I am so sorry it worked out like this. I don’t like doing this to you, especially with all the hard work you put in. Now I feel so rotten. {{{Superdude}}} {{{Munch}}}
Munch sees dlgirl give Superdude the virtual hug. As she releases and takes a step towards him, he makes a move. He holds the embrace for just a half beat longer, but just long enough to whisper in her ear how interesting he finds her. Namely, her passion and how connected she is to her emotions (he’s just recently come back from visiting her website) reveals what a genuine person she is.
Advantage? MrBlue. Dark horse? Munch!
Fine, dlgirl. I know when I’m not wanted. I’ll concede defeat. After all, part of maturity is knowing when to let something go…
Uh-oh, mrblue, darling. It looks like you have Munch to deal with. Please be nice. I don’t want either of your handsome faces to get bruised.
mrblue takes dlgirl by the hand and smiles as he gently as he softly looks in her eyes
My dear, I’ve resolved not to get into petty competition over people’s affections. Though you certainly deserve men fighting over you, I will not. Do not misunderstand me; it is not that I would not fight to protect you. But you must realize that silly arguments between would-be suitors most often arise not from love but from the desire to have what they have not.
Yes, this is all a fantasy, but let it be known that love is not served by insult, bravado, and jealousy but by caring, empathy, and compassion. So if these other gentlemen suit your fancy, simply let your choice be known, sweet girl.
kisses her hand and awaits a reply
Oooh, I want you so much. But how much does Munch want me?
It’s more amusing when the Gay Guy does it.
Can I have both roommates at the same time?
Esprix
Do you know how many times I have asked that? And, yes, it is more amusing when the Gay Guy does it.
How in the world can I compete with non-competitors?!? I hate it when they take the high road!
:tips his hat to Superdude and MrBlue:
Esprix, I may be missing something (odds are about 3:2 at any given point), but which roommates are you talking about?
Munch, the dark-haired boy with the blue eyes and the blond boy with the green eyes in the Virtual Boyfriend Flash movie in the OP. You know, I’d like them both. At the same time. Naked. Doing sex things. Or are there different versions out there of which I am unaware?
Must… get… virtual… boyfriend…
Esprix
Ah yes, the sex things. Not in the market for a virtual boyfriend, just offering my services to dlgirl, I hadn’t clicked on the OP’ed link.
Gotcha ya.
Want to hear what Felix and Max sound like? Go to Flash Band. Steph’s there too, so beware.
And why would you want Felix? He has an attitude problem, if you ask me. Give me Max and the guy serving coffee at the Trouble Cafe anytime. Silent so far, but he has the whole intense eye contact thing going for him.