Sorry. I am not to be had at any price, thank you. Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp.
As you’re a single straight male wouldn’t that make the penultimate one quite difficult?
Depends on whether I found the person attractive or enjoyed the sex.
I’ve heard stories of men who are gay for pay. Good looking guys in their 20s who charge gay men $60-150 so the men can perform oral sex on the prostitute. The guys I’ve met (a small sample) didn’t seem to mind it. They felt they were being paid to jack off, and oral sex has a lower STD transmission rate than other forms of sex. They may not love it and they may not respect their clients, but its easy money. I suppose I could see the appeal of that, get 3 blowjobs a week from guys you aren’t attracted to and earn over a grand a month tax free.
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“We’ve established what you are. Now we’re just negotiating the price.”
I’ve always hated that misogynistic joke. I even had an American businessman say that in a meeting with my Japanese company where I was translating.
Why does it have to be misogynistic? Prostitutes come are all sexes and genders not just cis female.
We have a winner!
Not as long as I’m married.
How you doin’? 
Myself, I would give a substantial discount to Sports Illustrated swimsuit models and the odd Penthouse Pet or two.
At my age and desirability level I should welcome whatever I get. It would have to be a female I think. I am very visually oriented so much would depend on physical characteristics. Anywhere from “No!..let me pay you!” to “Yeah, OK, I think I can deliver for the right price.”
The “right price” could range from the hundreds to the thousands."
You’re right, it probably wouldn’t be that hard.
I think I’ll stick to playing the powerball pool at work. Much more plausible at this point in my life, ha
Cialis works wonders! :eek:
What do you mean, “would have to be offered” ? If you’re good at something, never do it for free ; that’s my policy.
You crazy kids and your new sex terms!
$6MM. Its my standard point for opening negotiations since it would mean my wife and I never have to work again. Convincing her for paying off our house might work but I’d think $200-250k tax free would really be the minimum so we. Oth get the new cars we want. If it wS a dude the $6 mil is the end of the negotiation plus I guess paying for the viagra.
I’ve been a whore since I realized people would pay me to use my body or my brain. I’m comfortable with it. If it wasn’t for the no sex with other people my price would be more in the range of how damaging would it be to my future prospects with a $200/hour floor.
Male, married and pretty much happily. And like others it depends.
Rickie Lee Jones or Mariah Carey can have me for free, any of the Kardashian and I’ll say $500k US. Jeff Bezos doesn’t have enough money to get in my pants.
I’ve seen Midnight Cowboy. I’d dream of getting paid to have sex with rich, bored housewives, but in reality I’d be blowing poor college dudes in movie theaters to make ends meet. So I think I’ll stick with my day job, thanks. Nevertheless, if any pretty ladies want to take me home, my rates are quite reasonable.
This thread, like others, seems to be a case of “What I type here in this thread is quite different than what I’d take in real life.”