Getting paid for sex

Because that joke has always been told about women.

It’s a gotcha joke. In the joke a guy asks a woman if she’d have sex with him for $1 million. She says yes, then he offers $200.

That’s when you get the line quoted.

That “joke” has been around forever and it’s never said about men.

Probably because a lot more men would have sex with a woman for any price than vice versa. A man wouldn’t make a suitable punch line.

Always wondered if you got a discount for accidentally finding your hooker’s kink.

In any case that comes to mind this is more of a power play than someone looking for a good time–what would it take for me to violate my marriage. The answer would have to be related to how much benefit The Missus and I would realize from the money. We have enough stuff so material wealth doesn’t really attract us. But the one thing we consistently say we want is more time with each other. I’m thinking we’d need to be able to retire immediately and for good, and to still be able to provide for the adult kids in case of an emergency. Accounting for income henceforth and some inflation, and then some padding for whatevers … I think I could be had for $20 million without upsetting my bride too much–she’d finally be able to open her animal rescue ranch. That’s a ton of money, but I’m also good with things as they are so I also don’t care if the deal gets done.

Who told you YOU were the one being offered money for sex? Presumptuous little bastard, aren’t you?

Interesting topic. Truth be told, an offer of money would *disincline *me to have sex with most women, whereas I would probably be all in if it was an offer of a roll in the hay for free. Don’t ask me why; it just would.

This came up this weekend, btw. A woman I know who was once a sex worker has an extreme dislike of anal sex and did not allow it with clients. One time a fellow was rather adamant about it, so she quoted him a price of $1,000, thinking that would probably end the discussion.

The guy dropped the money on the table without blinking.

I hate to say, but I myself might be tempted to play catcher for five minutes for a sum like that.

What the…oh yeah, I keep forgetting I pay you extra for the abuse. :slight_smile:

Thanks, but I don’t think I’l be making that call…

Does the Hokey Pokey count

That is what it is all about.

It would if he were gay or the asking party a man.

There’s no amount of money that would get me to have sex with a stranger - I’m not poor enough that I need to do it, and the stupidly large amounts of money that would be required to even start enticing me would in turn make me highly suspicious of the offer. I’m a cautious sort.

Not to mention, I have my pride. I don’t want to have sex with a stranger, and I certainly don’t want to prostitute myself for money. My ego would suffer no matter how well I was paid.

Heck, I wouldn’t even have sex with somebody if I got to know them first and liked them. I wouldn’t on the first date, or the second date, or the third - I’m a “get engaged first at the very least” sort of guy.

A man wouldn’t make a suitable punch line because it’s another misogynistic joke
where men get to put women down. Why the fuck someone decided it was funny enough to quote the punch line is beyond me.

It isnt funny applied to any prostitute, but it isn’t misogynistic.

Are you being purposely obtuse? Why would that be applied to a real prostitute?

The point of the joke is that it’s being told about an ordinary woman. Not a prostitute. Just an ordinary woman. The man offers a fantastic amount of money to an average women for sex, so she agrees. Then he gets to call her a prostitute.

It’s not a joke if the woman were a prostitute in the first place. It’s a “joke” because a lot of men think women are sluts.

That joke has been around forever. Show me a similar joke told about men. There isn’t.

Yes, it’s misogynistic and if you don’t see that, well you may want to think about yourself.

Again, I have absolutely no idea why someone thought it was so clever that they would through it into this thread or that people would defend it.

Thankfully, that joke thread which started off with a rape joke got shut down. Why the fuck would anyone think that was appropriate to share?

There is so much misogynism but thankfully people are being called on it.

I find this difficult to believe.

If (insert a person you find incredibly attractive) showed up at your door with $1 trillion dollars, you’d say “Nah, I don’t think so”?

:dubious::dubious::dubious::dubious:

Thank you for taking up your torch and fighting the fight. We are all so much better for it.

Show how that joke has ever been with a man as a punchline.

And enjoy your taste in jokes. There are plenty of them out there.

Enjoy being bitter and upset about most things. Try to enjoy life and not take everything personally.

I have heard it applied to, for example, a corrupt politician, where they are negotiating a price downward. The joke is quoted, analogizing the politician to the subject of the joke.

Stop it. TokyoBayer is clearly right here, and you are just using an ad hominem attack to defend. . . whatever dog it is you have in this fight. The which frankly I can’t see at all. Why ARE you getting so upset?