Getting to second base

[Roland_Orzabal]

I’m 26, and Oredigger’s interpretation is unfamiliar to me too. I always heard:

1. Kiss (optional tongue requirement)
2. Boob touching or general non-genital “fooling around”
3. Mutual masturbation
   H. Intercourse

Haven’t yet met anyone in meatspace who’s disagreed with this interpretation. Of course, there are only so many situations where the subject would come up for discussion. YMMV.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Pleonast

Kids these days. What’s next? It’s not a home run unless a team mascot is involved?

You’ll have to find the Furry thread to answer that.

[silenus]

@Roland_Orzabal

I’m 26, and Oredigger’s interpretation is unfamiliar to me too. I always heard:

1. Kiss (optional tongue requirement)
2. Boob touching or general non-genital “fooling around”
3. Mutual masturbation
   H. Intercourse

Haven’t yet met anyone in meatspace who’s disagreed with this interpretation. Of course, there are only so many situations where the subject would come up for discussion. YMMV.

That was pretty much the way I learned it, too. An expanded take.

Now days, who knows? The kids are sexting in elementary school, giving/getting blowjobs in middle school, and staging anal orgies at the Freshman Mixer in high school.

I feel old.

[pulykamell]

@Roland_Orzabal

I’m 26, and Oredigger’s interpretation is unfamiliar to me too. I always heard:

1. Kiss (optional tongue requirement)
2. Boob touching or general non-genital “fooling around”
3. Mutual masturbation
   H. Intercourse

34, and this is the definition I’m familiar with, too.

[Skammer]

@Oredigger77

I always thought that second base was handjobs/fingering. I’m only 27 you wouldn’t think this kind of thing would have changed that quickly. I disagree with wiki in that I think you move below clothing at 1st. Any more boob play is considered part of making out and without it you just kissed a bit.

I don’t enjoy these conversations as much as I did before I had kids. Excuse me while I lock my daughter in a tower.

[Shot_From_Guns]

27-ish female, and another one for:

1.) Kissing.
2.) Anything involving breasts.
3.) Manual sex. Possibly also oral.
H.) PIV sex.

Obviously, this setup is pretty hetero-centric.

[purplehorseshoe]

Originally Posted by **Pleonast **

Kids these days. What’s next? It’s not a home run unless a team mascot is involved?

@Johnny_L.A

You’ll have to find the Furry thread to answer that.

Thread winner.

[Unintentionally_Blank]

Historical footnote: the 2101 Geneva Accords redefined first base as double penetration. We cannot mathematically describe to you puny 21st century types what third base is.

[Superhal]

I thought nowadays it was:

First base: sex on the first date.
2nd base: sex on the second date.
third base: sex on the third date.
Home run: sex in the bathroom where you met her.

Citation.

I also remember reading another article about oral sex in middle schools in Canada, and sex clubs in high schools in the US.

Nowadays, sex is like kissing someone on the cheek to say “hi.” I don’t like it, but that’s the way it is when your cultural role models are Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Britney “Fur Burger” Spears.

[billfish678]

@Duckster

Thanks to the World Cup and Florida Marlins we have the vuvuzela now.

Changes the entire gameplan in the back seat.

Now I am trying to picture what a vulvavuzela is, how you play play it, and what sound it makes…

[SCSimmons]

Ah, I remember the day I first got to second base.

But I tried to steal third and got thrown out.

[KarlGrenze]

An xkcd explanation…

[heathen_earthling]

@billfish678

Now I am trying to picture what a vulvavuzela is, how you play play it, and what sound it makes…

Like this? (NSFW)

[Superhal]

@SCSimmons

Ah, I remember the day I first got to second base.

But I tried to steal third and got thrown out.

I went straight to third. Made it home on the next day.

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

I went straight to third. Made it home on the next day.

I got two words for all you jokers:
“fifth base.”

[Superhal]

@Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup

I got two words for all you jokers:
“fifth base.”

We called it “the dugout” or the “bullpen.” I went there too but it was like midseason.

[BigT]

I just don’t understand why oral is considered so far away from intercourse. I mean, it takes further to go from clothed heavy petting to oral than it does to go from oral to PIV sex.

Then again, I don’t like the idea of the whole thing being a continuum in the first place. When I kiss someone, I’m not thinking that I’m on my way to having sex with them.

[Oakminster]

@Shot_From_Guns

27-ish female, and another one for:

1.) Kissing.
2.) Anything involving breasts.
3.) Manual sex. Possibly also oral.
H.) PIV sex.

Obviously, this setup is pretty hetero-centric.

This is my understanding, except that second base means actually touching a bare breast. If ya don’t get under the bra, then you’re just taking a lead off first base.

[panache45]

@Shot_From_Guns

Obviously, this setup is pretty hetero-centric.

We gay folk have it much simpler: either a grand slam or strike out . . . though we have to watch out for the premature pop fly.

[Superhal]

How would you guys use these baseball euphemisms for sex acts?

Double play
Shortstop
Centerfield
Bunt
Curveball
Screwball
Relief pitcher
Pitcher’s mound

I have to go now, but here’s a couple:
Him: I went up to bat but all I got was a bunt…no skin, nothing. (i.e. dry humping)
Her: I didn’t know he was a curveball pitcher. (i.e. banana dick)
Him: She took a while to warm up until I found the pitcher’s mound. (i.e. clit)