I don’t know- I’m a very passionate kisser and I might as well be in the the bullpen swinging my batting weights. Put me in coach…
And probably responsible for some awful PIV sex in high school and college. Something tells me when you make different ‘levels’ a challenge and one single act the end goal, it doesn’t help make things particularly pleasurable. If you’ve got sports on the brain, going back to second or third base after you’ve been ‘home,’ even if it’s hot and pleasurable, is like throwing the game!
Double-play: When two girls you’ve been chatting up all night tell you and your buddy that they’re going home…and you’re not invited.
Shortstop: The douchey friend that she brought along that’s preventing you from taking her home. Instead, you just have to make out in the bar. aka Cockblocker.
Bunt: You take the ugly friend over to the corner like you’re going to make out with her, but just talk instead, because DAMN she’s ugly. This leaves your friend free to get to second. Long title: Bunt the runner over.
Curveball: When the woman tells you all these salacious things that she likes to do…to her boyfriend. I mean, what do you do with that? Swing or take it?
Screwball: A pitch to be laid off, via the “Don’t stick your dick in the crazy” rule.
Relief Pitcher: A secondary girl acquired via the “start ugly early” strategy. If the starter is shutting you down, you have to swing away on the relief.
Pitcher’s mound: The dance floor, karaoke mic, or just the bar, as the case may be. In any case, it’s the place where the game starts.
Some more:
The bullpen: The table of fat girls aka the relief pitchers. When you finally abandon the hot girl and try for one of these skanks, that’s termed “making the call”
Mound visit: When the sober girl tries to talk the hot, drunk one out of taking you home.
[ul]
[li]Double play: DP or train action[/li][li]Shortstop: Coitus interruptus[/li][li]Centerfield: I got nothin’ for this one… [/li][li]Bunt: A wingman’s action - advancing another runner.[/li][li]Curveball/Screwball: Since these are both “junk balls,” I’m going to say handjobs… with different techniques. (Throw in “knuckleball” too, but not “slider”… that’s got to be something different.)[/li][li]Relief pitcher: Tag teaming[/li][li]Pitcher’s mound: The exterior and immediate surroundings of the female genitalia. That way you can “go out to the mound for a conference”. [/li][/ul]
What about these?
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[li]Line drive[/li][li]Grounder[/li][li]First base coach[/li][li]Fielder’s choice[/li][/ul]
All your uvula vibrates when you blow into a vuvuzela.
Even if your name is Mulva.
Or Babs.
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Hmm, I think “line drive” and “grounder” would get covered by other euphemisms, because it’s the result of the hit (fly out, single, double, inside the park homerun) already has connotations.
First base coach: Imho, I think this is the chick’s best friend who encourages the guy to make a move.
Fielder’s choice: easy one, it’s randomly picking between two equally hot/ugly chicks.
Whaaat? That doesn’t work. That would have to be a batter’s choice. The fielder’s choice is when two guys hit on the same girl, so the girl gets to pick who she’s going to throw out.
A grounder is a bad pickup line, whereas a line drive is a good one. They’re unlikely/likely to get you to first.
Well, all I know is that when I’m up to bat and the bases are loaded I am trying for a grand slam. Otherwise I am not satisfied unless I get a double (I really love to give oral.)