[in a very silly American accent]
‘We don’t -have- lower classes in America!’
hey there fella. you’ve got an attractive penis.
I’ll take a stab at it…
{Yes, thank you, now please zip up your pants}
~=|
“…and that ain’t all!”
That’s why we’re called demons and not Easter Bunnies!
(and later that same day)
That’s why we’re called Easter Bunnies and not Eas…oh. wait. never mind.
Then I noticed I was wearing a red shirt…
3D6. Why?
It’s a gazebo, Eric!
Mornington Crescent!
Take the batteries out of the damn pig!!!
GT
surprize! no it doesn’t!
oh ya, that. i wouldn’t worry abo–look out!
Bah f*ck, take all the ham!
What? Eric can have two peters if he wants to!
You lose, Carl Miller!
My grandfather fought in World War Bar.
Damned coefficient of friction.
Put them in a tube! TUBE!
Turkey, or not turkey.
Ooooh, nice shoes.
COR.TAR.LO!
Ahw, tooo mauch…
“Sharp, sharp”
Hey, a special offer from Burger!
He’s TAD to CAX.
You showed up without Chicken?
A child such like you.
ATTENTION MALE UNIT
Rolling smash!
Airgrab
Metal… … … Gear?
<statement | question> “Steambot Chronicles!”
How about the Hat?
“You two can come in, but your sasquatch will have to remain outside.”
“500 pound bag of cat litter.”
“Prarie dog break!”
One I and my cousins ended up with this weekend:
‘Don’t you mean “Sean”?’
“you bet your bubbles!”
“tween!!!”
“was it green and cubey?”
“turtle.”
“what do you mean, ‘cupholder’?”
“teacup you! you teacupper!”
“the NDL: The Narcissist Defenestration League.”
“I like soccer!”
“Think about something serious. Think about dead people.”
“I like getting into people’s cows.”
“pum-pum-pum”
“did you just say, ‘tiguh?’”
“So I says to the guy, ‘That’s not a water cooler- that’s my uterus!’”
Nice shoes!
“and that’s how I graduated from university!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, people just aint no damn good”
“I blame Bill Paxton”
“oh, and the dog survived”
“I’m offended as a comedian!”