Gingy and Dave get Married

You all know that Weirddave and I are getting married this July. Some of you have expressed interest in attending, and we appreciate this.

The time has come for us to send out invitations, which I hope to complete this weekend at the latest. I can not do this if I don’t have snail mail addresses.

So, if you would be so kind to email us at our wedding stuff address at ginger_and_dave at hotmail.com, we will happily send you an invite.

Thanks a bunch. Please, please email before Friday if you wish to attend. Otherwise, I will not have the address and then can’t send the invitation, then the monkey butler will not let you in the door.

I won’t be attending, but congratulations and best wishes to you both.

I won’t be attending either Ginger, but as one who has already taken a spouse from the Republic to the South, just let me add my congratulations on your upcoming nuptuals.

Just don’t be surprised if they insist on showing the French side of the labels out on the kitchen shelves because “it seems more exotic and foreign.” I keep telling my wife that “creme de champignons” is still just ordinary cream of mushroom soup, no matter which side of the label is showing. :slight_smile:

Seriously, congratulations, and all best wishes!

I may have the necessary time, if you can handle an oaf at the back of the church. I promise to not sit with either family’s side… :stuck_out_tongue:

Congrats to you both!

I won’t be attending, mostly because I’m jealous of Dave and might make a scene. :stuck_out_tongue:

If you have some spare invitations, send them to heads of state, their letters of regret make great souvenirs.

Best luck you two!

Congrats! Enjoy the day! Weddings have a ton of meaning, but they can also be a hoot!

-Tcat

I think Gingy already has the hooters taken care of.

I don’t think we need to reprise that conversation. Nope, nopie nope nope.

Oh dear.

Usher: “Bride or groom?”

Punha: “Uh, both?”

Usher: ::looks HORRIFIED:: “How … um … far are we from West Virginia?”

::running::

Say, shouldn’t you change your name now Ginger? How 'bout “Gingerofthemidatlanticregion?”

I might like to attend but I won’t be able to get you an address (or confirm with Lady Chance that we can make it) until late this weekend.

Hey, I’m in LA, what can I say?

Gingy, I think ya know I’d be there. . .

Unfortunately, the distance between things prevent my attendnace. I’m sure you understand.

But, rest assured, the li’l one will get an American flag flown on a combat mission as soon as I get a decent chance.

Tripler
I have connections, but they’ve all come home.

The only way I’d go would be if I brought 'Dave a picture of a Star Destroyer blasting the crap out of the Enterprise as a gift… and if I did that, he’d kill me, and I’m sure you wouldn’t want SPOOFE blood all over the reception area. So I’ll play it safe and stay home.

Congrats, you guys! Wish I could attend, but it’s a long walk from Seoul…:frowning:

Congratulations! :slight_smile:

Are you guys registered anywhere?

If you aren’t, do it. It takes some of the guesswork out of it for those of us who’d like to give you something. And these days, you can register practically anywhere - a wedding registry doesn’t necessarily mean fine china and stuff nowadays. You can register at places like Target or Home Depot - maybe or maybe not those particular places, but places like 'em.

And it means that you get a lot fewer “WTF were they thinking of?!” presents from relatives and your more deranged friends. (Although they can make great conversation pieces, so maybe that isn’t such a strong argument. :))

HEY!

We are thus far registered at bedbathandbeyond.com - we will be registering at other places as well, and I will post them at that time.

Maybe we should register at Giorgio’s in Towson. ::droooool::

If I somehow managed to win the lotto we would have the means to travel and celebrate the upcoming nuptuals… barring that, all we will be able to send is our congratulations.

TOWSON!

Oh, Ginger…is THAT what he’s subjecting you to? You poor, poor girl.