Will he be stripped of his Mod status?
OMG. Madagascar was real!
What are they doing bedding all those animals together?
In anticipation of global warming causing all of the Netherlands - nearly half of which is under the sea level - to be submerged, they were building an ark.
Trying to breed a llazebrapigiraffe, obviously.
So that’s why Giraffe missed the mod meeting. He was orchestrating a jail break in Amsterdam.
Mods have meetings? What exactly goes on during those? And don’t tell me you just peruse through the goat catalog together.
Jackboot fashion show.
Woot!
I first read that as having briefly escaped from a travelling Dutch oven.
Wonder what giraffe stew tastes like. Hey, with potbellied pigs in there, too, we might not even need to add bacon salt.
“Police spokesman Arnout Aben says the animals wandered in a group through a nearby neighborhood for several hours after their 5.30am breakout.”
“Okay, guys. Try to look nonchalant.”
*Pssst. Zebras. I told you to change out of your stripes! We’ll never blend in now. :smack: *
“Remember, if we get stopped, we’re the Village People.”