Alfishius:
Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly.
Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale.
I don’t watch the tv show.
George R. R. Martin can’t write after orgasm. Makes it hard to finish the series.
This is a highly entertaining thread, folks. (Holds flaming lighter over head)
10 months and she still can’t walk?..
Look Al , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex.
It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus.
Hey, switch the words around in the OP title a little and I coulda wrote that:D
In Russia, orgasms walk after you .
Alfishius:
Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly.
Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale.
I don’t watch the tv show.
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.
QuickSilver:
10 months and she still can’t walk?..
Look Al , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex.
It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus.
No just sex, even when she’s flying solo
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Yeah, that’s sort of the B-52 of bragging.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
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QuickSilver:
10 months and she still can’t walk?..
Look Al , not to doubt your prodigious skills in the art of coitus, but if she still can’t walk, it’s not the sex.
It might be a neurological disorder, like lupus.
It’s NEVER lupus!
Yeah, I know, I’m late to the party but surprised no one said it last year.
All I know is when I fuck someone, they stay fucked.
Private Hudson , is that you?
i hate to burst your bubble, Al, but if your girlfriend can’t walk right after sex, it sure sounds like narcolepsy-cataplexy. Cataplexy that occurs with orgasm is called orgasmolepsy. Says inthis NCBI article ,
Cataplexy during sexual intercourse is a distinct feature of NC, which can, however, be reported rarely also by patients with other sleep-wake disorders. Insufficient arousal may favor the occurrence of cataplexy and cataplexy-like symptoms, including orgasmolepsy. Hypocretin deficiency and reward dysregulation in narcolepsy may further facilitate this phenomenon and contribute to its repetitive occurrence.
nelliebly:
i hate to burst your bubble, Al, but if your girlfriend can’t walk right after sex, it sure sounds like narcolepsy-cataplexy. Cataplexy that occurs with orgasm is called orgasmolepsy. Says inthis NCBI article ,
When she falls asleep during sex ‘Bambi’ legs are the least of your problems.
Yeah. The biggest problem is how to finish and leave without waking her up.
Worst case scenario, you chew your arm off and leave it under her.
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Alfishius:
Nah its my skillz
Please do not needlessly bump your old threads.
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