Oh yeah? Well, I’ve had two ladies die on me, while a third remains institutionalized.
Boys, boys that’ll be enough of that!
That’s what she said.
I’m a little late to the game, but does your “girlfriend” happen to have hooves, white spots and a tick infestation?
I think we’d need video for this one.
I don’t know about walking but I find they can’t stop talking and talking and all I want to do is go to sleep.
There is always cuddling.
I just ask when the last time was that they heard a guy say: “You know, some day I’d like to get kicked in the nuts again.”
There’s a big mental component to female orgasms. I have witnessed some pretty interesting accompanying behavior with them. Not being able to walk for a few minutes isn’t as far out as others I’ve seen.
This one girl, after she came, ripped the guy’s head off and ate it.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who wants to specify Hi Def.
Oh, and if you could caption for the hearing impaired, that’d be appreciated as well.
And when I do, they seldom spit them out.
"“I don’t pay them for sex. I pay them to leave.” – Charlie Sheen
This thread is pure gold. Thanks for the read.
I had a girlfriend who couldn’t stay on the bar stool after sex. Probably the same thing…
Why were you having sex in a bar? You have heard that phrase ’ get a room '?
No, that would be bizarre and awkward… :dubious:
My serious take on this matter is to point out that the tissues involved in the male orgasm take place in the outer extremity, while those involved in the female orgasm are in the center of the pelvic region. I can see how that would interfere with walking.
My GF got rubbery legs just from me talking to her. No stair climbing required.
Rubbery legs lead to safe socks.
A character on Game of Thrones. He saved his boss’s life in a battle. To thank him, and knowing Podrick to be a virgin, the boss then bought him an amazing night in a brothel. Only the prostitutes gave the money back, refusing to accept any remuneration. They said that Podrick had given them the best night of their lives.
Anyway, it was a very funny joke . . . at the time. . . for GOT fans . . . 
Right…Game of Thrones…based on the book series the author has no interest in completing. Even if he did, he’s aging rapidly.
Everyone knows he’s going to Robert Jordan it before the series finale.
I don’t watch the tv show.