[QUOTE=Kythereia]
Well, I want a million dollars, my own personal airplane made out of gold, and two hundred days of vacation a year. So there.
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Gold is much too heavy for airplanes. I want a personal airplane of wood and fabric, and that WOULD be fun, so yeah, I just wanna have fun.
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]
“I married Mrs. Right. Turns out her first name is ‘Always’!”
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Please give the Mrs. my tip of the hat for her rectitude. And while you’re at it, could you ask her how fun it is to always be right?
[QUOTE=AskNott]
It was all a typo. Girls just want to have funds. Mutual funds, bond funds, trust funds, hedge funds,…and your funds.
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Nope. Girls just want to have fund managers. Otherwise my investment portfolio would really be working for me.