is it true, girls just want to have fun? 
No, actually. Girls just want to have lunch.
Moved to MPSIMS. It was a hard choice. IMHO or MPSIMS?
I’m not really sure that the OP wanted opinions. So, moved.
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And diamonds. Because girls and diamonds, like, ZOMGBFF.
I, for one, absolutely insist that girls have fun.
Pillow fights, drunken - dancing on the table fun, random promiscuity…fun like that.
True. But I’m saving diamonds for the Marilyn Monroe drag act. SDMB threads just get Weird Al. 
Judging by some past girlfriends’ understanding of safe sex, the answer is yes.
Well, I want a million dollars, my own personal airplane made out of gold, and two hundred days of vacation a year. So there.
I want to have fun with girls… is that so wrong?
I asked my wife, who told me: “No. Girls just want to heave fawns.” I am not sure what she meant but I’m hiding the plastic bambi statue from the hall.
Yes, but some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.
Of course girls wanna have fun!
It’s only that some girls are masochists and haven’t realized it yet.
Huh.
My pockets are empty. My airplane hangar is relatively gold-free. I’m not your employer.
Would you settle for your body being ravished in a way that you’ll never forget for the rest of your life?
Sigmagirl just wants to sleep right now. Later, she’ll have fun.
But do they want two and a half inches of fun?
Nobody wants two and a half inches of fun, in any connotation…
Sure, they do. Just not with you. :dubious:
I believe this signage from one of Atlanta’s finer adult entertainment establishments will answer the question fairly succinctly.
Well if they’d just stop messin’ with the danger zone …
The danger zone? Why you standin’ there, man? You can’t touch this.