Aww, you’re going to give another sweet doggie a home. You’re a good person, canineservant. And I don’t see why your landlord would want a new dog deposit since you aren’t adding a second dog. But landlords can be unpredictable. (We were lucky – everywhere else we looked, people wanted HUGE pet deposits. Our current landlord, however, on being informed we have two large dogs, said, “Cool! What kind are they?” No mention of a deposit, although obviously if the Idiots do any damage we’ll fix it up for him since he’s being so nice about it.)
Nice voice, Haze! If I may be a purist, however, your G string on your guitar (stop snerking, all you filthy-minded preverts!) sounds a bit flat; you might want to tune it up slightly higher.
Damn, I can’t believe I’m sitting here advising you on your guitar tuning from a thousand miles away. I love this here intarwebs!

I’ve been struggling to work all afternoon. Lord, will this committee EVER shut the f*** up? They all talk at once, and then when they do take turns I can’t hear half of what they say because they talk too damn fast, or someone coughs or sneezes over the mike and drowns out whoever is speaking. These people should NOT be allowed to record their own meetings! I’m making progress, but I still have about 25% of it left to do. And I want to get it done by suppertime because if it takes any longer, I may have to just kill myself to put myself out of my misery. 
So what have I been doing instead? I’ve been watching graphic medical shows on Discovery Health. Did you know that they can now do a complete transplant of the human digestive tract, from the stomach on down? And the patient survives? :eek: I mean, it’s good that they can, but nevertheless, :eek:!
snowbunny, do what I do – drink a cup of your grandma’s fairly weak coffee (it’s not as bad as it used to be, but it’s still weak, I realize), and then when she’s had her cup and a half or so, make another small pot for yourself. That’s the only way to survive. That or escape to a nearby Starbuck’s – the closest one is just up the hill right next door to the grocery store! 
Back to the salt mines. Envy me, people.