To my amazement, someone actually said that. An actual person, not an actor in the world’s stupidest soap opera, an actual person.
It’s good it wasn’t said to me or I’d be under arrest right now.
slap them anyways?
seriously, that has to be the dumbest thing ever spoken
That’s fascinating.
Not that I’d ever go there, but what club did you hear that at? 
Ha! I wish.
No, it’s what a friend of mine was told by her husband, first on the phone and then again in an email.
My gob is definitely smacked.
It sound like he wants to split, and she doesn’t, and he’s hogling that out there as an inducement.
I would suggest that amicable divorces are quicker divorces, so maybe it’s not so bad an idea. The second part, that is a bad idea. How about “Let’s get this overwith and then get lost?”
I liked the idea of “How about an amicable divorce and then you get your head caught in a car door? Repeatedly?”
An emotional beating if I ever saw one. This friend of yours would be wise to walk away with nothing than to put up with more of THAT crap.
But I’d much rather see her get what is rightfully hers and see her smile smugly as she walks away.
Tell you what, I’ll give you a 5 minute head start and maybe someday, you can sleep with both eyes closed.