Glenn Beck's novel "The Overton Window"

I’ve always felt there’s a special genre of literature. It’s books for people for whom the phrase “if you only read one book this year…” is the literal truth. And the thing that gets me is that these readers seem to pick such godawful books for their annual read.

I mean, geez, people - just walk into Borders and grab a book at random and it’s almost certainly better than anything Glenn Beck, Dan Brown, or Doctor Phil has ever written.

This looks amazing. If the local library doesn’t get it, I bet the university library will.

I wonder which of the two libraries I owe the least amount of money to…

Oh man, that’s rich. His ghost writer is a left winger who plagiarized himself, and not only that, but plagiarized an earlier work he had written attacking the right wing.

Only in the sense that you’d have to buy copies of his book to burn them. Waste of your money, and it lines his coffers.

Sigh. No, I am not. I’ve read both.

Speaking of which, here are some reviews of the Common Sense comedy tour(???) that Beck did to help publicize the book.

The authors certainly do not go in opinion-free, but they’re interesting reads nonetheless.

The big question the thought of Mr. Beck “writing” a novel raises for me is this;
Does Glenn use a word processor or does he write it all out long hand … on a chalkboard?

CMC fnord!

Hmm,
the Tea Party-like group Glenn creates for the novel The Founders Keepers,
the Tea Party-like group Glenn creates in real life The 9-12 Project.
Glenn’s just not imaginative enough to pull off a “Colbert”.

(The Founders Keepers? :rolleyes: I’m working on a novel about a detective agency staffed by retired barrel makers, The Finder Coopers.)

Anyone else read Founders Keepers as Finders Keepers? Maybe they like gloating over finding nickels on the sidewalk or something.

The real “Founder’s Keepers”! :smiley:

Gene Roddenberry’s estate should sue!

CMC fnord!

From Brain Glutton’s quote:

Gerald Ford? Man, I knew it!

Can a whole book be submitted to the Bulwer Lytton Competition?

Then you ought to know well enough that taking Glenn Beck seriously is not a sign of intelligence.

(Whether his intention is to be taken seriously is not entirely clear, and sometimes debated around here.)

No, Ford got the nomination. But there was a conservative who unsuccessfully challenged Ford for the nomination in 1976. So I guess this guys is saying Ronald Reagan masterminded the 9/11 attack.

When I’m looking at it, I keep reading it as Finders Keepers, too. When I’m trying to remember it, I keep thinking it’s Trapper Keepers.

FTR, the real-life independent presidential candidates in 1976 included two far-right-wingers:

Lester Maddox, American Independent Party (the party originally founded to run George Wallace for POTUS in 1968).

Thomas J. Anderson, American Party (which split off from the above).

The character in question could possibly be based partly, also, on Bo Gritz, who was the Populist Party candidate in 1992.

And there’s a lot of American Independents that are still bitter at Anderson for splitting the party and costing Maddox the election.

Maddox and Anderson were in their 80’s when 9/11 happened… I just don’t see it.

Bo Gritz pronounces his last name with a long-I vowel sound. As a Southerner, that’s just wrong on so many levels. :wink:

I just came across a fascinating review of “Beck’s” “novel” by conservative Catholic intellectual John J. Reilly.

Apparently the Founders Keepers actually exists. It has a website, anyway.

Whois gives a creation date for founderskeepers.com of Dec. 9, 2005. So they apparently predate the novel.