Gloria Allred - why does she show up in every scandal?

Gloria Allred seems to show up at every scandal. Usually with some big titted bimbo that was the object of some famous horny guys affection.

This time she was at porn star Ginger Lee’s press conference talking about Weiner.

Why Allred? Is that her cause in life? Representing every woman that gets caught up in a sex scandal?

Has she ever done any legitimate legal work? What’s her agenda?

Not sure, but I think it has something to do with her bank account balance.

It’s in the red?

Well, Wikipedia points to a case she took pro bono regarding denial of marriage licenses to gay couples. She probably gained some more notoriety for that, but that case, at least doesn’t involve a money grubbing bimbo. So brownie points there, IMHO. There are some other “nice” cases, depending on your point of view.

Her notoriety may make her more effective, at least in getting a settlement, and she appears to be competent. My running joke, back when he was alive, was to reference Johnie Cochran – if I thought someone had set them up for a hopeless fall, I’d say “You can’t afford Johnie Cochran, so I’d suggest you settle down and compromise.” I guess Gloria is now my new go to with that joke.

“… because that’s where the money is.”

  • Willie Sutton, bank robber

For the same reason Melvin Belli did it, I suppose.

According to her she has done considerable legal work and her agenda is:

There is plenty of talk about her being a show-boating publicity hound. Here is an example of how that kind of thing can get misconstrued: When Atlanta Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell reportedly began yelling homophobic slurs and making obscene gestures at fans at a game in San Francisco, a fan reportedly pointed out to McDowell that his two young daughters could hear him. The coach is said to have replied “Kids don’t fucking belong at a baseball park.”

Well, when an outrage like this is committed against two young girls enjoying our national pastime, that is when you will see Ms. Allred leap into justice-seeking action.

In this clip we see her working tirelessly to ensure that those two little girls never had to witness anything like that again.

It’s worth noting that in this case, like many others, there is no reason for her client to need legal representation. What Allred really provides is PR and entree to the world of book deals, paid interviews, etc.

I believe the correct term is “Media Whore”.

applies just as well to Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton…

Her only agenda is self-promotion. She makes me nauseous.

At least she doesn’t mind poking a bit of fun at herself (see her two cameos in Rat Race).

Allred also represented Scott Peterson’s paramour, Amber Frey, during Peterson’s high-profile murder trial in 2004. Frey was a witness for the prosecution, but Allred represented Frey’s interests alone – I don’t believe Allred was actually part of the prosecution team proper.

In any case, Allred is credited with successfully keeping Frey’s background private during cross-examination … but I don’t know specifically what Allred did in court. Raised timely objections, I imagine.

Well, that’s probably 95% percent of her agenda. I’ll give her the other 5% for advancing the feminist cause.

Her agenda is the feminist cause, but what she chooses to define as feminist causes may not be something you agree with.

Two words: fame whore

Here’s a slideshow with Allred’s more interesting cases.
Often, the person isn’t in any real legal trouble. Why they sought out a lawyer is beyond me.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2011/06/16/allreds-all-stars/#slide=1

She litigates through press conferences more so than courtrooms. In cases where someone with means is clearly in the wrong, or someone with means has clearly been wronged, then she knows all she has to do is hold a press conference, dangle the potential, lasting damage she is prepared to do to reputations under their noses, and then before any complaints are filed sends a letter offering to settle out of court. Her clients generally get big checks in the mail at the end of the whole circus.

Here’s a CNN.com profile of her: The lawyer behind the accusers: Gloria Allred is a girl's best friend - CNN.com

Anybody ever notice she always wears…red?
~VOW

Or green, as the article points out.