gms453 is a troll.

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From this thread about another Doper’s prenuptial agreement and her impending divorce, came the following:

Understandably, the thread was completely derailed at that point.

gms453, you took a giant shit all over that thread, and I think you know it. I think you made that comment just to stir up trouble and cause drama. Why do you think it would be important here to make someone answer for a decision she made sixteen years ago? You even admitted that no matter what her answer was, it wouldn’t make any difference at all in the matter at hand.

This is just the icing on the cake, proving you’re an irredeemable jackass. Fuck off.

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Having noticed this, you then thought it well advised, to jump into a battle of wits with an witless troll?

How’s that helping anyone but the troll?

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Think of it as a public service announcement.

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Okay, but did you have to throw him into the brier patch? The poor soul was begging you not to.

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Well, I probably shouldn’t respond to your over-the-top post, but, in deference to your elegant use of the English language, I will:

 1.  My question was prompted by information FL volunteered in her posts.  Her answer to it was simple and straightforword and helped me to better understand her and her situation.  It contained no foot-stomping, ranting and raving, or name-calling.

 2.  Any derailment was temporary and would not have occurred at all but for your hysterical response to my question.
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For the win.

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H’mmm…I think if I were going to engage in a battle of wits I would want my opponent to be witless.

By the way, your use of a comma after the word “advised” is unnecessary, and your use of the word “an” before the word “witless” is improper.

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Cite?

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What’s the contest?

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Midget wrestling, of a sort.

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I agree. Now everyone knows that your posts are nothing more than hysterical, irrational, name-calling rants peppered with gratuitous profanity.

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I think even you have to admit you came barreling into that thread like a blast of fresh fart.

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Hey! I just happen to have a blog post about that, here’s the lin-… Er, maybe not this time.

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That’s funny, and while I like it, please rest assured that I do not consider my participation in this thread to be a competitive endeavor. To me, it’s nothing more than a trifling amusement.

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Ooh! Ooh! Do the “u mad bro?” one next!

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Apparently, but certainly not by design. I like your use of alliteration.

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Yet another stunningly brilliant retort.

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Touched a nerve, have I?

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Maybe his pyloric valve is acting up.

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You mean all the people that told her she was “vile” to be happy she is leaving her husband with nothing weren’t shitting on that thread?