No.
If he were a Winger fan, however…
And the optional all leather cow interior.
As a total hijack, I think a road trip with John Wayne, Sam Peckinpah, John Cassavetes, Lee Marvin, and a case of whiskey sounds like pretty much the ideal recreational endeavor.
So how does having a scratch on one your car negatively effect your life?
Save your money and don’t bother to fix it. It’ll make it that much easier to accept the next inevitable ding. It sucks you were the target of an act of random asshole, but that is life.
(I’ll admit I have a view of cars that is contrary to many. I don’t see them as status symbols, rather, ways to get me from A to B. My first car was given to me by my uncle, and he walked outside with me and gave the car a decent kicking, putting a small dent in the side. He smiled and said “now when you back into a pole and dent the shit out of your bumper, you don’t have to feel bad for ruining your car. I already did it for you.” True enough, I ended beating the hell out of that car over time, and I feel like that first kick made it easier to accept its inevitable destruction.)
Where you buying your daughter an abortion? I hear total strangers get really riled at that.
I wish that were true. I posted a few weeks ago about sitting in a meeting room waiting for a delayed vendor to arrive and listening in on a conversation between a couple of senior managers and one them talking about how he keyed the car next to his because it was parked incorrectly.
People suck* no matter how old they are.
*While some individuals do not suck the percentage is low enough that the statement people suck is essentially always true.
Maybe it was someone who knows you. Have you done anything evil in every day life recently?
And we’ll cruise around in that fucker at 110MPH getting ONE mile per gallon eating quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers. And when we’re done sucking down those grease ball burgers we’re chuck the containers right out the side YEAH!
Wow, I hadn’t rubbed to those two brain cells together for quite awhile. Thanks for bringing it up!
Bottom line, Stinkfishpot? The guy’s an asshole ee oh E O E O!
Well, if the scratch is deep enough to get to the metal, it can rather violently shorten the lifespan of the panel by allowing a foothold for rust to form if you don’t fix it. If it’s a newish car that you intend to keep for a while, that’s a major negative effect.
I mean, I dunno about you, but I don’t buy cars as status symbols, I buy cars I expect to last me for 10+ years. Any damage that might shorten the lifespan of the car is unacceptable.
I have a confession to make, but first you have to PROMISE not to be mad…
Look, just because you are comfortable with an older dinged up car does not mean you should think less of someone who values their newer nicer car. They worked to earn the money to pay for it and they would probably like keep it nice. It’s not always a status symbol just because it’s new and clean - it’s just new and clean and what they wanted to buy, that’s all. What you are engaging in is reverse snobbery - just as bad as traditional snobbery.
Cut anyone off in traffic, or otherwise piss someone off? Honk your horn at anyone? Have any potentially controversial/partisan type bumper stickers? Have a car that would particularly elicit jealousy/envy?
Bing, I thought he told you to go fuck your mother?
One of the many activities that vandals enjoy in between vandalizing.
I think she was probably more offended by you using the Vietnamese name. 
Been buying fruity little drinks and giving billiards lessons to floozies down at the roadhouse?
Check if the seatcovers have CU carved in them…
I do.
While that’s true enough, cars will get dinged. They just will; it happens. It’s probably not a good idea to have one’s self-worth dependent on driving around in a car without dings.
Admit it. You were in the 8 items or less lane with 9 ITEMS!!! and an express lane vigilante found out.
Did you take cell phone photos of her doing it and make a report?