My self worth is based on not being an asshole, what is yours based on?
No - I was on foot, and didn’t realize what she was doing until I got near her, at which time she stood and went into the restaurant. We made eye contact as she was going in.
Man I hate the Express lane vigilante. Just because your billionaire parents where killed in front of you, while queueing in a 8 items or less lane, doesn’t mean you get to be a dick about it.
My ex-husband cut a guy off in traffic. The guy followed us to the store, and when we went inside, he slashed all four of our truck’s tires! Too bad for him it was witnessed by a lady in the parking lot who reported it to the police. The act was also recorded by the store’s security cameras.
(I’m not sure if there was any mother fucking involved…if so, it wasn’t caught on camera.)
I used to have the bumper sticker “Stupid people shouldn’t breed” on my car. It never got keyed (not that I’m complaining).
I think people define “stupid” as those less intelligent then themselves, so they were not offended. Once you reach the level including complete illiteracy, it no longer matters.
Man, that’s evolution in action!
Justice served, vigilante style!
I was just trying to be helpful. But to you I say: Fight entropy by polishing your mustang with your buttcheeks.
Sorry, I did not realize I was responding to someone who is functionally insane. Carry on.
But…but…they were two cans of the same food!
OP, I feel your pain.
Some years back I got one of the painters at the Ford dealership I worked at to paint my 1966 Mustang, which was my first car and daily driver at the time. I went to the trouble to remove all the exterior trim so it would be painted “under” and not “around” because I wanted a quality job and a nice looking car.
After it was painted, I drove it back to my apartment complex (only a mile away) and carefully parked it. I was planning on driving it home the next day and finish installing all the emblems and trim on it.
Came out the next morning and someone had keyed the drivers side from the back bumper to the front headlamp.
Yea, it’s just a car, but I loved that car and wanted to fix it up really nice. Turns out, I didn’t even have the pleasure of having a nice paint job on it for 24 hours before some asshole had to spoil it for me.
I think doing something like this warrants justifiable homicide.
I am only partially kidding.
Do you park like an asshole? Blare loud music out of your car? Honk your horn a lot?
In my experience, very few people get their cars keyed at random. Not saying it never happens, but more likely the keyed car’s owner did something to piss someone off.
Adding.
Got a shitty little yappy dog? Talk loudly on your cell phone in the parking lot for long periods? Have a car alarm that goes off for a FUCKING HOUR if a leaf falls on it?
It’s the pit. Fuck it, you probably deserved it.
Bullshit. I’ve had my car egged by some little shit who had nothing more constructive to do with his time. I have no idea who did it or why, so I assume he was just bored.
If the keyer was pissed off, he needs anger management, because there is never any good reason to vandalize someone else’s property. In this regard, I agree with Mr. Vega and Mr. Winnfield.
How do you feel about foot massages?
Just because YOU don’t know why he did it doesn’t mean he didn’t have a reason.
Heh. Love 'em, as long as Airman doesn’t throw the massager off a balcony. 
I don’t give a flying fuck what his “reason” may have been. In fact, since you apparently think it’s OK to do so, let me spell it out for you so you can understand it:
Y-O-U D-O N-O-T H-A-V-E T-H-E R-I-G-H-T T-O V-A-N-D-A-L-I-Z-E S-O-M-E-O-N-E-'-S P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y! E-V-E-R! Got it now, asshole?
FTR, I’m still pissed about the egging because it took forever to get rid of all the egg out of the windshield-washer system, and because I’m damn lucky it didn’t get into the air vent or the paint. The woman across the street, whose car was egged at the same time, wasn’t so lucky. You can still see where the egg splattered because of the damage to the paint. And this unfortunate incident was last fucking spring! If I catch the little shit who did this (not that I know who did it, but it’s a nice fantasy), I’ll happily stuff each individual egg up his ass, followed by the carton and maybe a hen or two.
Get yer panties unbunched and calm down.
I never said it was ok or that anyone had a “right” to vandalize anything. I’m simply pointing out that people usually DO have a reason for their actions. Just because you don’t know what the reasons are doesn’t mean the vandal didn’t have them.
I think it’s amazing that someone would be that upset over a paint job that they would even fantasize about a curb stomp.
It’s just stuff, man, and it still works.
Yeah, but it’s HIS stuff, and he should be the one deciding how nice or how crapped up it is, not some little prick with too much time on his hands.
ETA: Snow Pea, you don’t seem to understand how vandalism works - there doesn’t have to be any reason for it. See the aforementioned little pricks with too much time on their hands.