Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
interrupting cow
interru…
MOO!
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled to a chicken
Back to the OP, tell her the same 2 or 3 lam-o jokes every day until she stays away from you.
unclviny
How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change it and the other two to throw feces at each other!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Unsatisfying ostrich.
Unsatisfying ostrich who?
A grasshopper walks in to a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!”. Then the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve??”
“I’ve got a great knock-knock joke, but you have to start it, okay?”
“Okay. Knock-Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
<Uncomfortable silence>
How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
Haj
Man comes home from a hard day’s work, only to find his best friend in bed with his wife. He says, “Steve! I have to, but you?!”
Ask me if I’m a duck.
Are you a duck?
What’s long, brown, and sticky??
A stick.
What’s red and sticky?
Baton Rouge.
Max Torque Okay, Ill bite. Are you a duck?
A guy brings a friend home after work for a visit. When they enter the house, they find the guy’s wife screwing the neighbour on the sofa. The guy says to his friend, “Let’s go into the kitchen and have some coffee”. His friend says, “But what about that guy screwing your wife on the sofa?!”. Guy, angry, says “Let him get his own damn coffee!”
This is the strangest thread hijack I’ve ever seen.
No!
How do you get a Goth out of a tree?
cut the rope
These jokes are painful. Someone call me an ambulance!
You’re an ambulance.