Good or bad doesn’t make any difference?
God “picks Bush up” because he prays?
Isn’t Osama bin Laden a man of prayer?
We all know Robertson is a fraudulent, unprincipled con-artist but if we can all work together to fire GWB in Novemeber we have a chance to force PR to either admit that he is a liar or that God is.
Personally, I think God, if he exists, despises those who smirk.
Man, did I blow that title. It was supposed to be WIN in a landslide.
Mods, I beg you, can someone please correct it?
The Bible says God puts in power whom He chooses.
If He chooses Bush, then God is mad at us!
DtC: I think crafting a sentence with Bush' and win in a landslide’ would cause your brain to explode.
There is no God, and He hates us.
Anyone know what does Falwell say about this?
Aren’t we discussing this somewhere else?
How many threads are you guys gonna start on this? We’ve already got two, not counting this one:
No need to vote in November. The winner has already been chosen.
You know, there is in fact a non-zero possibility that there is a God, and he talks to directly to Pat Robertson and tells him the future.
There’s also a non-zero possibility that before you finish reading this post a one-armed gorilla will come through your window and rape you.
That being said, are you guys keeping a worried eye on the window?
If not, why is this is bothersome?
Thread title edited, as per your request.
God told ME that Pat Robertson is an idiot who hears voices.
Yeah DtC you sure did. It was a MUCH more interesting thread as originally written - I thought for about a half second that Pat Robertson had “seen the light”.
'Shah.
Thanks, Dex.
I’m sure Derleth is right. My subconscious mind simply would not allow me to type the words, “Bush” and “wim”…er…vin…wyn…Fuck it, the W word, in the same sentence.
He told you that, too, Dex? I’m glad to get the confirmation!
Bullshit! God doesn’t talk to either one of you fakers! I’ve got the e-mail right here, I can prove it!
'Course, you gotta understand, God writes in “code”, so it looks like spam about penis enlargers, but if you take the 7th letter, then the 11th letter, then the 15th, then the 7th again, it says “'luci”. Now, you take the year in the Hebrew calender…
What about the next at Warwick Farm - Southern Rose or St Jessie?
Great. As if snakes sneaking into the house weren’t enough. Thanks, Scylla for making me that much more paranoid. Yer a pal.
Robin
Great. As if a one-armed gorilla coming through the window and raping me weren’t enough, now I gotta worry about ice cobras. Yer a pal, Robyn…
Hmmmm…
DTC and Reeder starting the same thread within say 6 hours of each other.
Someone’s not searchin’.
You know I was sat in the back office, just finishing educating this woolyback called Question about his weird drug induced hallucinations in the BBQ pit, when all of there is the loud crash in the bedroom!
I run to the bedroom, and there is glass and blood everywhere! There’s this big hairy gorilla with one arm, trying to climb in through the window and having difficulties. So you can imagine, I was most surprised. Anyway, he gets in and he’s pissed. I mean I guess he was not happy to begin with, but all of a sudden now he’s lacerated all over too. So he beats his chest, bares his teeth and howls muderously at me… And just then, the bedroom phone rang.
Well that stunned us both into silence (As I was mid girlish scream at that point) but I digress… So the gorilla looked at me, and then very surprisingly picked the phone up. He listens for a moment, and then holds it out to me, and said God was on the phone.
Long story short. God told me the gorilla got the wrong address and did I know where Pat Robertson lived… Alas I did not and the gorilla left, and I had to clean the mess up.
But as soon as that gorilla finds Pat, there’ll be a real reckoning!
Logic.
That would be swell! The gorilla my dreams!