LogicinMotion, thank you! You made me laugh out loud!! 
If this is what you’re capable of doing, quit lurking and post more, please?
As for the OP, if Robertson is right, when November 2004 rolls around, I suppose once again I’m going to be disobeying his version of God’s will. Oh well, why should I give up that habit? If he’s a true Christian, I’ll stay an irrepentent heathen, or at least a rogue Episcopalian. :rolleyes:
CJ
Ah… I don’t normally have much to say, but Question just irked me with his idiocy, and then seeing as I was in the mood to post, this one really made me think of the satanic mixture that is peanut butter and jam, so the rest just flowed 
I’ll try to post more.
Logic.
The God I acknowledge doesn’t endorse political candidates, Democrat, Republican, or People’s Socialist Worker’s Revolutionary Party.
If God is really a far right-wing Republican, or a far left-wing Democrat for that matter, I think it’s high time I start worshipping a new deity.
**………… Ph’nglui mglw’nafg Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! ………… **
[Martin Riggs]“Hate him back, it works for me.”[/Martin Riggs]
I guess you’ll need to file this comment away for next time someone outside of your approved end of the political spectrum makes a self-important statement of being sanctioned by God or socialist destiny, etc.
Now that we know God decides the elections, we can sure save us a heap of time and money.
And does this mean God liked Clinton more than Bush’s father? (And more than Dole?)
He’s been banned. Didn’t you hear?
I hasten to point out to our fundie brethren that, given the Divine Robertsons Bull, God’s will has been expressed. Therefore, to get out of your comfy chair to go vote would mean that you doubt God’s Will!
Well I looked into this and it seems Pat has an English friend named Lord Todd God. His friend made the prediction. I knew G-d didn’t have anything to do with something so evil.:eek: On the other hand, even though I’m not happy about it; it seems to me that GWB is going to win. Sorry DtC, I didn’t mean to use GWB and w*n in the same sentence again. I don’t have a lot of political IQ, but I don’t see what’s going to stop him. I wonder if Monica L. is busy?
Does this mean that if Bush is elected it will somehow be a violation of “separation of Church and state”?
I hate living in a theocracy; it’s a pity no one else will take me.
We aew having a series of sermons in our church,called What would Jesus say to:
and one is Bart SImpson, Kobe bryant, Britney Spears and next weeks is George W Bush.
I said, Jesus would say to Bush"Resign!"
ha ha
The husband of thw wife who drive sus home said well, he disagrees, Bush is not bad at all.
Then he amazed me by stating that he thinks the Democrats are too far to the left!
:eek:
Well!
They are too far to the right; thats why they had the green Party!
woooooo
Your church gives sermons on what Jesus would say to Bart Simpson? Fer real?
Thou shalt not have a cow, man.
“Thou shall not take a picture of thy butt, man”, sayeth the Lord.
That’s implying that God would speak to Pat Robertson. Not in my cosmology He doesn’t.
You know, it’s funny until it actually happens to you.
All I’m saying is that one-armed gorillas are not gentle lovers.
God spoke to me just now. He said that He told Pat Robertson that Bush would win in a landslide because He knew Robertson would announce it on the air and it would keep Robertson’s lazy followers away from the polls. I asked Him why it was kosher for Him to lie to Pat Robertson and He gave some complicated theological reason I didn’t understand.
Then He said, “My money is on that helmet-haired vegetarian from Cleveland.”
I do like hearing the words “Buch” and “landslide” in the same sentence. Just substitute “be” for “win.”
Damn! I can’t type “Bush” and the big “W” in the same post!