God told Pat Robertson that Bush is going to win in a landslide.

[elf6c]

Reminds me of the last great Pat Robertson message from God- unfortunately he didn’t listen.

From the NEWS OF THE WEIRD’S 2003 CLASSICS:

http://www.ucomics.com/newsoftheweird/2003/12/29/

Hurricanes 2, Pat Robertson 0
Hurricane Isabel roared through Virginia Beach, Va., in September, inflicting serious property damage despite public calls for prayer to keep it away by local resident Pat Robertson, whose Christian Broadcasting Network is headquartered there. (In 1998, Robertson condemned the city of Orlando, Fla., for sponsoring the Gay Days festival, and warned the city that God could tear it up during hurricane season for promoting homosexuality. Instead, the first hurricane to make landfall in 1998, Bonnie, scored a direct hit on Virginia Beach.) [The Virginian-Pilot (Norfolk), September 16]

Thus, for those of you wanting evidence of God- there it is. Not does he exist- he hates Pat Robertson just like the rest of us.

[vanilla]

*Originally posted by Coldfire *
**Your church gives sermons on what Jesus would say to Bart Simpson? Fer real? **

They will. Bush is first.

www.lakeridgechurch.com/

[11811]

Nearly every Sunday in congregational prayer, our pastor asks God to bless the president. And I say to myself, “give him a heart, give him a spine, give him a brain.”

[elmwood]

Everything sounds more legitimate when it’s said by a Shar-Pei puppy.