God! What a sense of humour...

This should be made into a mooooooooovie!

Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death cows that fly by knight.”

Darth Cow: The Jedi Knight?

Darth Cowchak: The Jedi Knightstalker

99 cowering flies on the wall,
99 cowering flies…

Mooooooove over, butter!

Knight in the box? I burning your cow!

We can cast some sheep in it and it will be real baaaaaad.

The knight wants the cow’s attention to fly to his chest.

But the mad cow were up in arms tonight about the air marshals.

cows…s…s

here’s some extra: sssssssssssssssssssssssssss in case I forget again.:smack:

COWCOWCOWCOWCOWCOW KNIGHTKNIGHTKNIGHT!!!

do not trust that fly by knight cowman.

[Dr Evil]

I want cows with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

[//Dr Evil]

I am fondest of all of lifting belly …
Lifting belly is in bed
And the bed has been made comfortable …
Lifting belly
So high
And aiming.
Exactly and making a cow come out.

Don’t have a cow, man. We’ll milk this thread of all its worth, since we find it a-moooo-sing.

Mooovin’ on up
to a deeelux apartment in the sky…

Which would, I suppose involve either flying cows or ones who could use an elevator.

Or a cowtapult, or a boviator, or …

The Cow was fresian, so it put on a Jersey.