I’m right in the dead nuts center of Chile country, and I’ve asked and asked and asked and I still can’t find out what that thing is, what its called, or even what it looks like.
On the chile front, 4 incidences.
drunken night, walked home, made some chili(with an ‘I’, the brown stuff) with dried habanero powder, just a tiny little bit, scratched my nuts, started crying, rubbed my eye. Not good. Many hours in the shower, still crying.
Made some jalapeno meatloaf, naked, scratched my nuts…
a week later, touched some chile’s, touched the lady friends goodies… didn’t get any.
a week after that, ate some hot chile, ate the lady friend. Apparently capsasin (sp? the hot chile stuff) transfers well from tongue to vulva. Didn’t get any for a while, but not until after she got hers, then she got mad, I didn’t get mine.
I had a very similar situation last week. Was making homemade Pico de Gallo. Lots of it. Very heavy on the Jalepeno. Washed my hands at least 3 or 4 times. But later that evening, I was feeling a little frisky and decided to um, take care of things myself. Took all of 4 seconds to not be in the mood anymore!! Oh god the Burning!! And not a story you can tell for sympathy because any time burning and crotch end are spoken in the same sentence you get that weird look.
Oooh, around here, that sort of statement is viewed as a challenge.
“When removing and burning tree branches that are infested with parasites such as webworm, always put the branches in the fire crotch end first.”
(And yes, there really is a tree parasite called webworm. I’m surprised that word hasn’t been taken over as an internet slang term.)
I’ve been there before (with different bits – AFTER I made a joke about just that happening to my friend while we prepared salsa), and the milk, it did nothing! Only time healed that wound.
Thank you. I googled this within one minute of jalapeno dick burn. No one’s dick should have to go to hell. Thank you for posting this. Milk does the trick for your burning dick. And thank you jalapeno dick burn remedy poster. God bless you.
