Itch, itch, itch!
Scratch, scratch, scratch!
It’s the Itchy and Scratchy show!
Except I’m not scratching, as that makes it worse. Last night was rough, but I did sleep some, thanks to Benadryl, which has only a slight effect. I decided not to take prednisone this morning because I’m waiting for a call-back from the doc, and if he decides to see me, the prednisone may cover the symptoms. He’s not in the office today. They’re trying, but it might be tomorrow before I hear from him, the secretary said. If you hear screaming from my direction, it’s because I finally snapped from the itchiness.
swampy, I can’t imagine you becoming an a$$hole. Is such a thing possible? Did it consist mainly of glaring at times and maybe using the occasional cuss word without dollar signs?
flyboy, that was more than a theft, that was an assault on a helpless bike. And your dad gave it to you, which makes it even worse. I’m so sorry.
boofae, what causes the ulcer? I ask for my sister’s sake. She gets recurring corneal blisters, and her eye doc, who’s only been in practice a year, hasn’t given her a clear answer on what’s causing it. It’s pretty painful, though. Sorry you’ve had to go through that and hope your eye heals fast.
Mooooom, if they watch Fox News all the time, I don’t see how they could live with you. Having to listen to that malevolent noise all day may cause you to snap. I hope they’ll consider assisted living. Tell FCD to try the guilt route: If you’re down here and alone, I’m going to worry all the time.
shoe, there should be a line of thank you cards for narcissists. “For all you do…(open card) 'cause it’s all about you.”
MetalMouse, hope the shoulder improves.
I think I’m going to have to stay home today. My jammies are the least-itchy things I own.