I’m off to Florida, to see my sister, B-I-L, my brother, & my new niece.
See you in 7. 
7 what? Days? Minutes? Geologic epochs?
Diamond Bosda,
Where in Florida are you going. Some may have advice, you know…
Have fun and don’t forget to write!
We’ll miss you! And bring back taffy! Lots of taffy…
Forget the taffy, bring back plastic pink flamingos for everyone. They’re all over the place in Florida.
Be safe
Don’t be shark poo.
The one in the middle.
Your sister’s name is “Bil”?
Pronounced “Bile” FYI, Ethil.
And she’s a caustic broad.
Bosda, what? Why would you ever want to leave “the 'boro” for Florida??
7 days in America’s penis.
Do you have any reservations?
Yes, I have reservations about the current economy. That’s why I diverified my 401K. 
Saw my sister, the new baby, Maggie, my B-rother I-n L-aw, my brother, and 3 out of 4 Disney Parks.
I can’t recommend EPCOT, except for the shopping, & the Italian Pavilion’s Venitian Masque.
Disney MGM is fun, & don’t miss the tour of the animation studio.
My all-time-favorite ride is Pirates Of The Carribbean.
No taffy, no pink flamingoes.
So…this is my “Welcome Home” party?
I expect better!
No dancing girls, no brass band, no emus?
BAH!
<sulk>You’d better improve by this evening, that’s all I’m gonna say.</sulk> 
Here ya go, Bosda. Welcome back to never-neverland.
Rah.
(was that cheerful enough for you. No? Ok, how about this: 
)
/me enters doing the old bump and grind.
Hi Bosda Baby, welcome home ::bump:: I’m glad you had a good time ::grind::
Can I stop dancing now ?
::smooch::