Not just online women: that’s what they’re all like. It’s like they live in a city of their own, where they make all the rules and have all the power, and if you don’t have lady parts, you don’t stand a chance. You should move on.
TLDR: Forget it, Jake. It’s Vaginatown.
When you have her tied up in your closet, be sure to tell her that by her texting you could tell how much she loved you. Girls love sweet talk.
Hey, that reminds me of a book I’m reading! In it, a girl pays for a book with her credit card, and the clerk takes that to mean she wanted him to know her name and she’s interested in dating.
Well, what do these floozies expect?
JJ you’re 22 going 5. She’s 21 going on 25.
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[li]You are out of your league.[/li][li]You are over-analyzing everything.[/li][li]Your lack of maturity at your age is typical, however, your generation’s preoccupation with electronic social “interaction” will just make it worse.[/li][/ul]
Try this:
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[li]Chat her to get her phone number.[/li][li]Call her up.[/li][li]Ask her out on a date. Don’t be so frickin’ wishy washy when you do.[/li][li]When she asks about the date, tell her (meaning you have thought this through).[/li][li]Go on the date.[/li][li]Report back here.[/li][/ol]
You see, OP? And, you were afraid you were gonna get trolled.
Well, he did say something about somebody doing uh, I dunno, maybe something. What more do you want?
You lost me at step 6.
OP, listen, she told you where she works didn’t she? Ask her if you being there to meet up when she gets off work would creep her out.
Are you saying this thread may just turn out to be an episode of Jake and the Fatman?
So where are we on the dick pic? Is she getting enough from the OP, and if not, what can we do about this potential loss for her?
Wait… I want to make sure I’m understanding this.
This girl you like, and are putting in a lot of thought about (via your threads)…
You haven’t even met her??
All this over a brief exchange via text?
Fer sure.
(This tells you that I am really excited–but also quite chill–about your post.)
Well at least I understood that, Emiliana. This guy’s writing style is the worst:
"… the last thing i asked her was “oh damn. you should see me when you get off”.
How is that a question?
I found that quite confusing as well.
Did he mean he’d be standing outside her building as she exited at the end of the day? That just as she orgasmed while masturbating later that evening his image would appear in her mind? Something else entirely?
The image of him being referred to, upon which her gaze is located in the moment of auto-erotic bliss, is, presumably, the much discussed dick pic.
Makes perfect sense to me.
Well I was just referring to that being a statement not a question, but damn, your version is far more interesting.
Merging both threads about the date girl. You don’t need two, they’re pretty much about the same thing and they’re both active right now.
Actually, closing this topic because the OP is now banned.
Feel free to PM if you wish to know why (rather than start an ATMB asking "why were they banned, please).