You ask us not to troll based on your past threads. But your past threads here do give us some clear clues about the kind of advice you are needing.
Your threads have had a common theme: You ask why it’s important to act in ways that are good for other people, even if not good for yourself. You asked why stealing is wrong, for example.
Here’s a real “there will be a quiz on [del]Friday[/del] Wednesday” case. We shall see if you’ve learned anything from your threads here. Your very focused interest in getting laid tonight appears to be an example of you being focused only on your own needs with little regard for the needs or desires of those around you, and there is a very high chance that you will fail in even getting that. And even if you succeed in getting laid tonight, there is only a limited chance that you will come out of it with an on-going relationship that gets you laid three times a week for the next year or more.
There is some possibility that you could get laid tonight, although it’s probably very very low. But ask yourself this: Would you like a one-night stand that gets you laid just once? Or would you like a real relationship that lasts for weeks or months or more, and gets you laid several times every week for the duration of that relationship? Which seems more valuable to you?
Anything you say or do that might help you get laid tonight might also not work, with the result that you don’t get laid at all, now or later. If you succeed in that and do get laid tonight, you might or might not find yourself in a longer-term relationship that gets you laid two or three times a week for many weeks.
OTOH, anything you say or do that might help you get into a longer-term relationship, will probably not get you laid tonight. If you want to try this strategy, you forfeit getting laid tonight in favor of the possibility of a longer-term relation.
So you need to consider your goal, and then consider a strategy for achieving that goal: Is it more valuable to you to get laid just once tonight, or more valuable to get into a longer relationship that gets you laid a whole lot of times but not starting tonight? You can’t choose both – any strategy that has a reasonable chance of succeeding at one of those goals has a strong chance of failing at the other goal. (This is only a “good guess” of course. It’s possible to get a long-term relation that begins with getting laid tonight, but extremely unlikely.) And even the best strategy for either goal comes with no guarantee so you might wind up the evening at home alone anyway. There are no guarantees.
I’m pretty sure that it will be too late by the time you read this, but regardless of what does or doesn’t happen, perhaps it will help you in the future.
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