If you don’t know how to impress a woman by the age of 22, you need more practice.
Tip #1: Going straight for the sex usually doesn’t work, and when it does, it’s usually a bad idea.
He could have met her here.
Alright, which one of you guys is pretending to be a girl?
Hope is OK, desperation is not.
I just found this thread and already the anticipation is killing me. 
Don’t show up naked rapey either.
<Apu> This is not as hot a party as I anticipated. <Apu>
Wear a single black glove. If she asks you why, just smile cryptically. Women love a mystery.
Be a war veteran (or pretend to be one). Compare everyone you see (waiters and such) to someone in your platoon, or if they’re not white, then someone you killed, preferably with a knife. Women love a strong man, and a patriot.
Alternately whisper and shout. Keep her guessing, that will keep her interested.
That’s true. Women like all the same shows and movies. :smack::rolleyes:
Try not to wear more jewelery than she does.
Here’s all the advice you’re ever gonna need, kid.
He’s never gonna come back and tell us how it went.
As with the rest of his posts, it’s best to assume he’s fishing from the back of a slow moving boat.
His ego won’t let him. Or the girl has him tied down in a dungeon in the basement.
Why bother when she could just stand on his head in the shallow end of the (gene) pool.
So, you don’t know this girl, or give a shit about her one way or the other. She’s just happens to have a hole to stick your dick in. Do I have that right?
Charming. :rolleyes:
update:
Didn’t go on the date. I fell asleep and she started messaging me back really slowly and we never planned anything.
Might try tonight and if not tommorow. Gotta decide and try to gauge her real interest level.
Think she might be one of those online attention whores “time wasters” and will just “oh lets meet” 5 days later "oh something happened hehe. "
A flaky girl on an online dating site??
NO F***ING WAY!!!
Well it sounds like someone definitely dodged a bullet.
Look… Forget Paris! Don’t you See how much you have in common!? Marry Her!!!
“In their darkest hour, there is a condom that slides for every human being… but ONE!”
We’re all very lucky that latex wasn’t involved. If he picks dates that bad, he shouldn’t saddle humanity with his Spawn.
But thanks for trying…
But not less either. The trick is to wear the exact same amount.
“a” hole? More like 5 or 6.
(I think. I don’t really know how women work.)