Seriously.
If I were to give advice here, it would not be for the purpose of helping justjake succeed. Wanting to have sex is fine, but the way he wants to do it makes me think he’d be putting some poor sap in for a lousy time. If I gave advice, it’d be for the purpose of helping the woman avoid said bad time.
Fortunately, looks like he’s got that covered without my help.
You had a date planned and you fell asleep!
Wow. Either you have narcolepsy or a drug and alcohol problem.
Who the hell falls asleep with a date planned? I can’t even fall asleep after working at it.
You must not have wanted to have sex that badly if you missed the date due to falling asleep.
:dubious:
Just curious. She said “hi” to you, on line, and you thought things were getting really serious and thereafter you forgot to tell her about the date you had with her? Am I close or something?
Is “swimming” a euphemism for coming up for coffee?
Dude, I feel you. There’s nothing worse than one of those online attention whores who post shit just to get you all riled up when they’re actually just stringing you along for their own weird jollies.
Somebody who just made up the whole story?
Actually, when I tried out Tinder I had an experience much like that. I had talked to the girl a good amount via text as well as over the phone (she was definitely real), and she had been very flirtatious and clear that she was interested in having sex with me. Yet whenever I would push for a time we could actually meet up, she avoided committing to it. And she said two things that were giant red flags: that she still saw her “ex” sometimes, and that every few months she would delete the Tinder app but that it made her feel good getting attention from guys on it. I gathered that she was probably still committed to this relationship of hers and was never truly interested in meeting anyone through the app but was just using it as a kind of ego/self-esteem boost. Pretty shitty, but there are women like that out there.
Be reasonable. LOTS of people take a nap after jerking off.
She told ME she was dying to put out but the wank never showed. You snooze, you lose.
What an anticlimax. So to speak.
My thought exactly.:rolleyes:
Ask if she knows anyone who’s hiring.
The OP needs to switch to the day shift and quit wearing khakis.
That way he won’t fall asleep and his pants won’t be so tight.
Isn’t that what Tinder and OKCupid and Hinge and stuff like that are for? Or Craigslist or just you know, going and meeting a chick in a bar?
Going out on a date with hopes of first-date sex seems like the lowest-percentage way to go about it that I can possibly think of, other than asking nuns out or something like that.
Step 1. Get money.
Step 2. Fuck bitches.
Isn’t the Scarface method
First you get the money
then you get the power
THEN, you get the women?
Drunky Smurf comes from the Carter school of poundin’ vag.
Apparantly shes working today until close (9 pm. so literally in a few minutes) and i haven’t heard anything at all from her all day. She talked to me briefly earlier today and the last thing i asked her was “oh damn. you should see me when you get off:)” in reply to her saying
“yes i am. close” (she is closing at her job)
Honestly, i really like this girl, and i’d really like to go on a date with her. If she doesn’t respond in a bout another 35 minutes then that means she officially ignored me. I don’t believe she lives farther then that from her job, on top of younger people constantly texting and driving and just texting at any occasion in general. She probably has her phone right there.
I’ve noticed a severe trend with women online because they get to “pick and choose” their “ken doll” online and at any moment anything is said o done they don’t like at all whatsoever they drop you and find another fish.
What’s my best chance at this point of seeing her? What should i do?
You started a new thread just for this?? 
This is really just a continuation of your other thread.