Good, Better, Best

[Odinoneeye]

Good - Getting paid to read SDMB

Better - Getting paid time and a half to read SDMB

Best - Getting paid double time to read SDMB

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@Odinoneeye

Good - Getting paid to read SDMB

Better - Getting paid time and a half to read SDMB

Best - Getting paid double time to read SDMB

Bester - Getting paid quadruple time to read SDMB while eating chocolate.

Besterest: Getting paid nontuple time at a higher rate to read SDMB while a scantily-clad harem feed you chocolate.

Great - taking the high ground and not making a ‘only able to count to two’ joke

[collinsc]

@Odinoneeye

Good - Getting paid to read SDMB

Better - Getting paid time and a half to read SDMB

Best - Getting paid double time to read SDMB

Look, you just keep this quiet ok? I love my job…