Good Grief - I had a dream about assaulting Sarah Palin

and she was the POTUS!!! :eek::eek:

Weirder still, there was a Secret Service agent there who did nothing to stop me as I pinned her head against a table.

What the heck does THAT mean, in dream analysis theory I wonder??

It means you want to have sex with your father and kill your mother.

All dreams pretty much mean the same thing.

Humm - why don’t I remember that from my Freudian Dream Analysis class…

You were out that day with a case of amnesia, remember?

Erm…

She wasn’t bent over the table, was she? That just conjures up a whole 'nother world of Freudian bugaboos.

No sir - it wasn’t THAT kind of dream…

Wait, you just had a baby, right?

Did you safety pin her head to the table?

'Cause that opens up a whole 'nother sub-chapter in my dream analysis book.