Ok… I need some perspectives, opinions, and such. Sit yer butts down (easy since yer at yer computer) and listen close. Gots a dream ta tell ya about and it’s a might strange. 'Ere goes:
I was walking through an upstairs alley way street market at night, looking around with a friend of mine. I went through a few shops while this friend went another way and we met up later in some little upstairs cafe. I was still shopping when I met Sir Ian Mckellan (not dressed up as Gandalf). He had been watching me while I walked and wanted to speak to me in a somewhat private place (one of the smaller shops). Basically, he was wanting to have a child with a girl who wouldn’t tell anyone she was pregnant (yeah, yeah, I know… but it gets weirder) and kind of be a companion. He wanted privacy and it seemed like some sort of honor (yeah, I’m a freak, I know). Anyway, I didn’t really say nay or yay to the deal but somehow I knew I was pregnant after awhile, even though I wasn’t showing. Anyway, I went to my acting class at a university and found out my teacher was Jeff Goldblum (Jurassic Park style) and he came up to me and smiled this slow, intense smile. I thought he was about to hit on me when he said, “I don’t like you.” and walked off. I felt a little humilated and left class.
Then I was Donna from the 70’s show and was shopping in this huge used CD/head shop store and I was with Jackie (70’s show). We were looking at porn mags and the clerk was talking to us about some device that would make us feel good. I looked down to discover I was topless and had tiny wires wrapped around my nipples. I looked over at Jackie and she was also topless with the wires around her nipples too. I didn’t feel embarrassed or scared but when the guy turned the machine on, I could feel the slightest tingling sensation, then more of a vibration and I knew all the guys in the store were watching us, getting excited but it still didn’t bother me. It seemed normal somehow (don’t make fun of me yet, it gets weirder), the situation didn’t even cross my mind.
I was then myself, pregnant with Ian’s baby and we were crawling out of this cave at the base of this mountain. I knew Ian had carved out the cave because the “last day” was coming and he wanted to be ready. The cave opened out onto this very serene and calm ocean, with a tiny section of beach that ran along the base of another huge mountain. Ian (now looking like Gandalf) was looking at the sky, judging the time(?). It was afternoon and the sun was getting lower in the sky, and I felt this horrible sense of loneliness and sadness because somehow we were the only two people left on earth. We didn’t have much time though, it felt like time was running out (not sure exactly what it meant).
Then I was with my SO, at his parents’ house and we were all swimming. There were some people staying there, I remember only two girls in the pool with us while some other people I couldn’t see were sitting around (a barbeque?) and my SO kept wanting to talk to one of the girls (her parents might have been of Japanese heritage and she had long black hair). He basically ignored me to go and talk to her, swim with her. I had to leave for some reason and wanted him to walk me out or kiss me goodbye and he sort of waved me off. I said very clearly and coldly, “You’d better behave yourself” to get his attention and then he looked at me kind of funny. He knew exactly what I meant- no sex with her or we’d be over. I walked toward the door and saw him get back into the pool to swim with the girl and I said it again. It sucked because he acted like I wasn’t there until I spoke and then he acted hurt that I’d say such a thing. He was “only trying to be friendly” but I could tell he was interested in her. It kind of blew my mind. He was like two different people. And that I expected him to behave with this girl while I was secretly pregnant with Ian’s baby made me feel even stranger and upset. I was incredibly unhappy.
Then I was Donna again and trying to get Eric (70’s show Eric) to talk to me. We had had a fight and I was moving out of his parents’ house (it looked like a hotel hallway with all these doors). I kept coming over and getting my stuff but I was really trying to make him see me and hopefully miss me, and want to make up. He just ended up frustrated and yelling at me. At some point during the future, we ended up in the same place and I was telling him that we should get back together, that we were meant for each other (this reminds me of the show where they broke up and she wanted to get back with him after Kelso’s brother dumped her) and how breaking up was a mistake.
Ok, folks, speak up. WTF, right? I dream the strangest things! 
Now, this dream took place after I got upset at my SO but it was my fault. I made a mistake via miscommunication and I know it’s my fault. Wonder if that has any bearing on the dream. You can read about my mistake here:http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261105
