Let’s play Good Idea:Bad Idea! inspired by Animaniacs
Good Idea: Taking the dog to be groomed.
Bad Idea: Letting the dog groom you.
Good Idea: Playing a round at Augusta.
Bad Idea: Playing a round at La Brea.
Good Idea: In America, you watch TV.
Bad Idea: In Russia…
You don’t so much. 
Good idea: Applying advice in dealing with a neighbor
Bad idea: Applying a vise in dealing with a neighbor
Good idea: Teaching your teenager how to drive your car.
Bad idea: Teaching your teenager how to drive your getaway car.
Good idea: Giving your cat a bath.
Bad idea: Shaving your cat’s legs during the bath.
Good idea: Being complimentary about your girlfriend’s butt.
Bad idea: Doing it in front of her husband.
Good Idea: Going on a Caribbean Island Vacation
Bad Idea: Going on a Caribbean Island Vacation to Haiti
Good Idea: Saving money by chainsaw down your own tree
Bad Idea: Not realizing that the way you are cutting it, it will collapse onto your house.
Seriously, we had that happen in our small town! The robber’s wheel man was actually his teen-age daughter. He got 20 years for the robbery and another five for contributing to delinquency.
Did she know what she was doing, or did he just say, “OK, sweetie, Daddy’s just gotta run into the bank for a minute - you stay right here!”?
I think I may have stolen this one from animaniacs:
Good Idea: Feeding the ducks at the park.
Bad Idea: Feeding the ducks at the park to your dog.
Good idea: Getting back to nature – buying a ranch.
Bad idea: Hiring **Hal Briston ** as your shepard.
Good idea: Visiting a snake farm.
Bad idea: Going with Steve Irwin.
Good idea: Singing Soprano to win a Tony
Bad idea: Singing about Tony Soprano
I think I got the game wrong in my first post.
Good Idea: Burning bio-diesel in your car.
Bad Idea: Burning your bio-diesel car.
Good Idea: Going to the elk hunting lodge.
Bad Idea: Going hunting at the Elk Lodge.
Good Idea: Going for a walk in Detroit.
Bad Idea: Going for a walk in de Riot.
Good idea: Walking your dog in your hometown.
Bad idea: Wokking your dog in PyongT’aek, Korea.
Good idea: Going out for a day of deep sea fishing.
Bad idea: . . . with Sammy “The Bull” Gravano.
Good Idea: Starting your own business…
Bad Idea: …As a professional extortionist.
Good idea: a bottle in front of me
Bad idea: a frontal lobotomy
Hey, you knew it was comin’.
Good Idea: Eating loose brie
Bad idea: Eating Bruce Lee
Good idea: scratching your cat’s ears.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Good Idea: Throwing seafood at seagulls.
Bad Idea: Throwing anything at Stephen Seagal
Want to find a hooker in a strange town?
Good idea: Ask a taxi driver where they are.
Bad idea: Ask a taxi dispatcher.
Good Idea: If one teaspoon of cayenne pepper is good, then two would be better.
Bad Idea: Then two cups would be better.
If I may, a variation:
Want to find a hooker in a strange town?
Good idea: Ask a taxi driver.
Bad idea: Ask a taxi.