The bad news is, it’s an all-Esperanto transliteration.
The good news is, all the money has been raised.
The bad news is, William Shatner will be in the lead again.
The good news is, there are plenty of people on these boards who speak Esperanto, so at least we can correct him this time.
The bad news is, everyone who speaks Esperanto is also a Star Trek geek who wouldn’t DARE correct William Shatner.
The good news is, since it’s on all the stations, your ad revenue is huge.
The bad news is, you hurt badly.
The good news is, I jumped out at the last minute, and am now staying at the Waldorf-Astoria…
The bad news is, security is lax, so we’ve made our way to your suite.
The good news is, in addition to the chips, we picked up some guacamole…
The bad news is, trying to translate ‘guacamole’ into Esperanto results in something better left unsaid.
The good news is, after you do say it into the answering machine, it turns out to be very good at scaring off telemarketers.
The bad news is that hordes of frightened telemarketers are now barricading themselves in their basements with large arsenals of military-grade weaponry.
The good news is that they don’t have phone lines down there.
The bad news is that they have huge-ass radio transmitters and are now hawking their wares at high volume in every major city on every major station.
The good news is, at least there’s no more rap music.
The bad news is William Shatner has taken up singing again
The good news is we have a baseball bat, and it’s set to stun
The bad news is, Lenard Nemoy is there to try and put the Vulcan death grip on you.
The good news is, he misses the critical spot and instead gives you the best neck masage you’ve ver had.
The bad news is, you now have an inexplicable desire to mind-meld with a cactus.
The good news is, the cactus is friendly.
The bad news is, the cactus is a little too friendly.
The good news is, it’s easy to take out cactus thorns with the cut side of a raw potato.
The bad news is, the bad smell of rotting cut potato can only be removed by cactus thorns.
The good news is,Sharon and the kids will be stopping by.
The bad news is the reason Sharon has the kids home from school today is because they caught a very contagious disease.
The good news is you still smell like rotting potatoes, so they won’t come near you.
The bad news is, they’ll never notice the smell anyway.
The good news is,the car doesn’t need any servicing.
The bad news is, the dog does.
The good news is, you’re on a first-name basis with a good vet.
The bad news is, she wants to play “doghouse”
The good news is,we’re hungry, and we’d like to try something we’ve never eaten before.
The bad news is, quiltguy keeps changing the subject.
The good news is, he’s still our friend, even if he’s in the doghouse.
The bad news is, I’ve completely lost track of the story now.
The good news is, I’m always ready to go off in a new direction.
The really good news is, you got a letter about a wonderful inheritance today…
The bad news is, you received it because you’d assumed the identity of a convicted felon, and you’re off to jail, without collecting $200.
The good news is, palmetto bugs can become good pets.