The bad news is, it turns out that Erich loves the Electric Slide.
The good news is, while he’s doing this, you can attempt to find the Holy Grail…
The bad news is, while searching for the Holy Grail, you find yourself surrounded by Englishmen with coconuts,
The good news is, there’s a very hospitable castle ahead.
The bad news is, they really want to kill you.
The good news is, Erich’s coming to save you (again!)…
The bad news is, so are the Frenchmen who found out about your Trojan Rabbit.
The good news is, the girls all want spankings.
The bad news is, Erich, being a gentleman, will cut off your hands if you do so.
The good news is, at least he’s not Conrad Veidt…
The bad news is, Conrad Veidt is in the Trojan Rabbit.
The good news is, he’s in a “good mood.”
The bad news is, that isn’t a gun in his pocket.
The good news is, Erich is still a gentleman…
The bad news is, you don’t want him to be (he’s cramping your style with the chicks who want spankings).
The good news is, he’s easily distracted…
The bad news is, he is being easily distracted by the 174 feral chihuahuas that have suddenly arrived on the scene.
The good news is, the 174 feral chihuahuas aren’t cramping your style at all…
The bad news is the chihuahuas are rioting in the streets because their alpha dog is not spokes-dog for taco bell anymore.
The good news is the chihuahuas have really impressed all the girls who want to be spanked.
The bad news is, they now all quiero Taco Bell.
The good news, is, you just happen to have tree-fitty.
The bad news is, that means that you have one tree and a half.
The good news is, Sir Robin is coming…
The bad news is, mi’lord Pooh can’t make it.
The good news is, you’ve finally found the decoder ring that will enable you to translate the message from your alien overlords.
The bad news is, the translated message says, “You will have a tasty oppurtunity to redeem yourself. See us when we arrive.”
The good news is, the alien overlords won’t arrove for another 1.37 x 10[sup]7[/sup] years.
The bad news is, “arrove” is a Old English word meaning “water the plants”, and they’ll arrive in a couple of weeks.
The good news is, Conrad Veidt’s uncle can help…
The bad news is, Conrad Veidt’s Uncle is somewhat similar to Uncle Ernie from the Who’s Tommy, and spends most of his time Fiddling About.
The good news is, snapper has been crossbred with Tibetan Yeti, yielding 500 pound tasty fish who need shaving before popping into the pan.
The bad news is, the neighborhood cats (and the cats from several surrounding neighborhoods) are screaming outside your home hoping for a taste of the Yapper.
The good news is, the Piranha Borthers, who have finally caught up with you, are deathly afraid of cats.
The bad news is, the scent has infiltrated my clothing, and folk look at me oddly when I’m out in the town, as I smell of three-day-old cod.
The good news is, at 500 pounds, I can carve up lots of tasty bits for my kitty friends, and keep the Piranha Borthers at bay.
The bad news is, you don’t have a razor to shave the fish.
The good news is, Erich always keeps one handy, in case he needs it…
The bad news is, he demands that you write a Jane-Asten0style novel encompassing all 23 pages of this thread before he lets you leave town.
The good news is, Dr. Seuss has agreed to ghost-write for you.