The AntiChrist.
I vote that Britty be sent to **Monster{/b] Island–where the Japanese have penned up Godzilla.
War Now!
Unleash the SD Chemical Weapons Corps! Uncle Beer–go fart on her! Pleddison --take off those stinky, all synthetic/no leather sneakers of yours, & give Ms. Spears a good sniff! We’ll gas her out, men!
Good thinkin’ Bosda. I nominate you for Theater Commander. I’ll be too damn busy prosecuting the defendant in the courtroom. If you need help, lemme know.
Order of Battle:
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
Dragwyr,
Given the targets, you'll have no shortage of volunteers...-
Add the “A Teens” to the list–they remade “Dancing Queen” (a song that IMHO didn’t need to be made once).
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I personally volunteer to take control of the punishment for Lopez, Spears, Carey, and others of their ilk (provided that they are gagged to remove any danger of their singing). Such punishment will, of course, be BARE BOTTOM SPANKINGS for them all!
Lord Buckminster
Oh good, more volunteers . . .
Current Order of Battle:
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
I like the image of someone clubbing Britney over the head after mistaking her for a rat.
I volunteer to outfit the island with booby traps before they get there. Is Chief Saboteur taken? Frankly, I don’t think counterintelligence is going to be needed.
Ah, spy satellites, fiber-optic cameras, techno-toys…
Amazing what you can get at the CIA yard sale…
Bravo, men. Job well done. How may I be of assistance to this noble cause?
Shall I hereby suggest that all copies of Ms. Spears’ attempt to cover “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” by the Rolling Stones be melted down into vinyl pants for her to wear as she crawls through a desert with no water and no hope of rescue as vultures circle her dying body and try to figure out how they are going to get the saran wrap off her rotting carcass?
Awright!! Come on, gang! Keep them enlistees comin’!
Current Order of Battle:
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19Bn)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19Bn)
May I help? Somehow? And if so, can I please kill Celine Dion?
Let me guess…
A spanking! A spanking! … And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Although I hate to admit I know this, the band from “Making the Band” is actually O-Town
Current Order of Battle:
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19Bn)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19Bn)
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Group (19 AG)
Current as of 20000717 1508EST
I need someone for Naval Group, and a Battalion Commander!
Tripler
I salute you all . . .
OK, now at first I was worried. I saw the list of enemies and was ready to say what the hell are you people talking about but I think I figured it out.
By having The Band on that list you mean from the show Making The Band. Right???
If however you in fact meant THE BAND we got trouble and as distasteful as it maybe I will have to side with the aforementioned enemies of the State to defend the honor of THE BAND. I shall meet you all at Cripple Creek if this is in fact the enemy you mean.
If in fact you meant the ones from Making The Band…
Give me that flame thrower!!!
I also nominate the following additions to the list of enemies.
Anyone featured on the NOW CDs 1-4.
Thank you.
can we add S Club 7 to the list of enemies? if they’re a potential target, where do I sign up?
Current Order of Battle:
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19Bn)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19Bn)
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Group (19 AG)
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19Bn)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19Bn)
Sled, as a fan of Classic Rock, there’s no way in hell I would indict “The Band”. We are going after ‘teenie boppers’.
Silver-Fire, are you sure you want all NOW CD’s? I don’t think we’re going after Santana. Most others, yeah, but not Santana - he ain’t no ‘teenie bopper’. . .
Current as of 20000717 1559EST
The Dogs of War keep piling up. Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to unleash hell . . .
Tripler
Prepared for war. My life for intellectual freedom . . .
True. Now which one was Santana one? ::trying to remember the commercials:: I’m guessing it was the fourth NOW CD, “Smooth” with Rob Thomas (of Matchbox20) right? Okay, maybe not all artists featured. But we know which ones to keep should they come up. Anyone else know of an artist worth saving on the NOW CDs?
Little*bit,
I hope you wait until after they are sent to the med staff. They've devised a fiendish procedure for removing the vocal cords - they call the the "Fran Drescher Technique"
Intel report: Subject Spears has been observed at Cyberpost 34-c. She has exhibited the predicted affinity for admiring the plastic cocoanuts. Cry Havok!!