Tripler, I beg to be added to your staff!
What all of you are forgetting is that after war comes peace. I volunteer to be in charge of establishing “diplomatic” relations with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. If necessary, but only in cases of extreme distress, I may provide comfort to the enemy, but it will be for purely humanitarian reasons.
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19Bn)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19Bn)
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19Bn)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19Bn)
19th Naval Combat Group
Still recruiting!!
Whoops, got cut off.
Arnold, as DOS, you’ll have a pretty good amount of ‘Public Affairs’ exposure. You also currently stand as Theater Vice-Commander.
I think I may start a new thread trying to get more together. Spread the word and recruit!!
Tripler
May the world tremble at our strength . . .
You are going about this all wrong. Give me $5 mil per and I’ll deliver each of them to the tribunal. Onward transportation to the gulag, free of charge.
If you don’t like that idea, I volunteer anyway as long as you put Ricky Martin on the list.
So, if there isn’t an assassin already aiming for her, I nominate myself. I am a deadly shot with a blowgun.
Hey! What about the A-Teens, who remake ABBA songs?
And can I be Chief Sex Officer for the captured females?
–Tim
I volunteer for the Naval Combat Group. I live within driving distance of NAS Jacksonville, Mayport Naval Station, and Kings Bay Submarine Base (nuclear subs, this is fuckin’ serious).
Plus I adore sailors. I would personally take extremely good care of each man (and woman) under my command.
Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Masestro of the Madness
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps
19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19Bn)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19Bn)
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19Bn)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19Bn)
Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (19 Recon)
19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations
I plan on appealing to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff (Cecil, duh) for a blessing on our mission. Y’all think he might respond?
Also, I know I haven’t started a recruiting thread . . . So, spread the word to your friends . . .
Tripler
May God Himself fear our army . . .
Ok, so I’m Theatre Commander.
But I’ll be dammed if I get stuck running the film projector! 
“The price of a thing shall be what the market will bear”.
What would happen if someone came in here and said they liked Brittany Spears? NOT that I do or anything… 
I am new here and was curious on how things work around here. 
~Tracie
Can I be part of the amphibious assault (why we need an amphibious assault is beyond me, but all good military operations seem to have one)?
Also, in response to the ABBA thing–I think that they should be included not because they are a teen band that does covers of ABBA songs, but because they are one of ** two ** teen ABBA-cover bands created at about the same time. I mean, that’s just gratuitous…
Tracie, we would declare them a War Criminal and shoot them (get 'em before we turned them over to the Tribunal, military trial . . .)
Myrr, Congratulations. You’ve just been awarded command of Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC)
Tripler
Ok…
So what if you are forced to listen to the named enemies? Would you be considered a POW?
What do you do about POW’s?
~Tracie
Officially, I will state that they are being held in a humane and safe manner, according to the Geneva Conventions.
Unofficially, I have no comment. Please see General Bosda or Colonel Winkelried for comment, who may introduce you to Major Bucky if you would like a tour of the camp.
Tripler
Like I said, I’m being the politician on this one . . .
<reappears briefly> Anybody got any spare bear traps? And if someone would sharpen up a few more stakes while I modify this pressure washer to handle HCl, I’d appreciate it.
Sure it’s dirty work, but it’s in a noble cause.
Latest Order of Battle
Mr Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Masestro of the Madness
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)
19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)
Major Myrr21 - *Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) *
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)
Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)
19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)
Last updated, 20000717 2321EST. Please tell your friends. We’ve got lots more room . . . The more, the merrier the war.
Tripler
Britney Spears? Hell no. We want the world . . .
People, get serious.
Find a connection with The Perfect Storm, baby Swordfish and the lady ( I use the term loosely) in question.
Tripler! I knew I liked you!
May I be the evil mercenary assassin? Please?
Order of Battle: 18 July 00
Mr Tripler - Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Masestro of the Madness
General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)
19th Corps Staff Officers
Colonel Arnold Winkelried - Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)
Major Lurkernomore - Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)
Major Bucky - Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)
19th Air Combat Group
Colonel Falcon - Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)
19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)
Major SwimmingRiddles - Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)
Major Donnie Rotten - Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)
Major Magdalene - Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)
Major Myrr21 - *Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) *
Major Sledman - Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)
Captain RedDragon60 - Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )
** Staff Sergeant Kiva, Staff Sergeant Red_dragon60 - Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)
Captain Balance - Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)
19th Naval Combat Group
Captain (Naval) Amulet - Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)
Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)
Man, I’m loving this . . . Waaahaaaa!!
Hey, we need some fighter/bomber pilots. . . Can’t have a war without air support . . .
Tripler
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. And JP-8. . .