Got A Beer Complaint? Tell Me All About It! The MMP

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[Usual sweet adorable bear reportin’ in]

LOUNE AIR you don’t even drink, so how would you know beer from moose piss? For that matter just what have you been doin’ to know what moose piss tastes like? :dubious:

Rebo I promise you that Miller products by the four/six pack, twelve pack, eighteen pack, twenty four pack and/or thirty pack are lots cheaper than nine bucks per beer. That includes even the high end products. Ok, so high end means like HighLife and Lite but still…

Dear BioRosie AKA MIddle Aged Guy In Undershirt (and I trust that’s a wifebeater cause if’n yer gonna drink beer in an undershirt it must be a wifebeater if one is to be a fashionable undershirt drinkin’ middle aged man),

The purpose of beer is to make you drunk. It works best if you stay up all night drinkin’ because as we established earlier, goin’ to sleep will only make you sick. So, stay up, drink plenty of our fine Miller products and enjoy a pleasant buzz without being sick afterwards.

An Arky Miller is pleased to offer a complete line of products for all you cheap drunks. :smiley:

zellie just hold your nose and chug a couple beers. After that, you won’t mind the taste at all. Really. We at Miller guarantee a couple of chugged beers will numb the tastebuds. No need to thank me. Always glad to be of help.

Look! I got s-f to post! Howdy s_f! Come back and play with us!

Snakes I remember a little hole in the wall Chinese place in the St. Francis Shopping Center that sounds an awful like the place you described. Would that by chance be the same place?

[/Usual sweet adorable bear reportin’ in]

Sorry for bein’ such a grouch earlier. I’ve had supper and a couple beerverages. I was mad… but I’m feeling MUCH better now! Howzat BioRosie? :stuck_out_tongue:

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We won! AND my daughter is Captain of the team! Yay! <major Snoopy dance here>
Had a great dinner of pan fried chicken, rice and green beans. Nice evening out there…and I get to go do homework.

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Hullo. I’m here way late thanks to work. I’m back on days, but it was one long, honkin’ day. I arrived at work just a bit before 6 and got out just a bit after 5. That’s like over 11 hours!! :eek: When I got home, we went back out for bad Chinese, and now we’re home, decompressing.

I tried repeatedly to order flowers for my MIL’s brother’s funeral, and my VISA was repeatedly rejected. I suspect that there are issues at my credit union, because there’s a buttload of money in the account. I got it to work with another card, tho, so the plant will be on its way. I hadn’t mentioned, but my husband’s uncle died last week after a long battle with cancer. Apparently he’d wasted away so much, they opted for a closed casket. This is the only uncle I hadn’t met.

On the lighter side, my daughter has started her first internship and she’s been assigned to a kindergarten class. She wanted 4th or 5th graders, but the teachers in those grades didn’t want interns. Oh well. She said the little kids are starting to grow on her, so that’s something.

I’ve made an executive decision - I’m taking off Friday and giving myself a 4-day weekend. Lots of clay time. And snoozin’ time. Three more days to get there…

Incidentally, neato OP, swampy. I don’t like beer, so nothing you can say will change that, but as long as you don’t puke it on my carpet or furniture, that’s cool.

I need chocolate. NOW!!! <pout>

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I’m home!!

OK, so I’ve been home for an hour and a half or so, but I’s been busy decompressing.

Glad you’re back to your cheerful, laid back self, Beer Complaint Man. I was going to be deeply disappointed if you didn’t have answers today. (Hint: use Firefox or write your post in Word; I’ve lost maybe one post ever. Firefox lets you hit the back button without losing your post.)

Hi susan_foster! You need to come back and announce the skirt-length du jour so that we who aspire to be fashionable will know what to wear tomorrow. Even if we are highly unlikely to wear a skirt as we own extremely few of them.

Hi Mork! You were missed. There were several mentions of your missingness. We’re still missing BooFae, though. And Nava hasn’t checked in yet… (Do I have to start taking roll???)

Sorry to hear about all the trotting in the Anachi household and family. Hope everyone’s all better very quickly. Oh…do we get to see pictures of the new pool???

Here, FCM, have some nice dark chocolate.

Sorry I missed the food window, LOUNE. I coulda sent you some spaghetti.

Wow, Julie, on the bus at 3 years of age (even if he’s close to 4)…that’s early for us spoiled Amerrkins. Did he have fun?

I’m sure I missed someone…Hugs to all…

GT

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]
Mork, this is what I call Texas Caviar. Note that the purists (Ellen Cherry) will be aghast that I use chick peas instead of hominy, and Eyetalian Dressing instead of mixing my own, but this is almost the same, and faster.
[/QUOTE]

Dayum, that sounds just fine. I might just try and whip me up a mess this weekend. I’ve never seen Hoppin’ John, nor Rotel chilis, but if those are just canned chili peppers, that I can do. Are they supposed to be spicy? Would jalapeños work instead? I like tangy marinated jalapeños, and they’re perfect with nacho chips. The rest of those ingredients are easy to find.

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No fortune cookies in with the Chinese food. I am disappointed.

No, Swampy, that hole-in-the-wall Chinese place (Hunan) is now a hangout for illegal immigrants. A friend of mine went in there looking for Mexican food and said no one would speak English to her.

Bath time.

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I am very, very tired. Training and having someone in my space all day long was exhausting. However, we covered just about everything and will finish up tomorrow. Thank goodness New Girl is a transfer and not a new employee. I’m not sure what I’ll be doing the rest of the week, but I do have Friday off, with pay! They’re going to pay me for Friday, even though they’re closed. I won’t argue with that. There’s a staff meeting during lunch tomorrow, but I came home to a notice that I have an international package at the post office, so I guess I’ll have to miss the staff meeting to pick up the package. Shucks. This is an extra-special staff meeting; it lasts from 11:30 - 1, you have to bring your own lunch, and since everyone is non-exempt, you can’t take a break after the meeting either. That just makes the day so long. I’ll gladly forfeit the half hour of overtime to miss it.

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[QUOTE=Mork]
Right. So, I was relatively absent from the last MMP. (I’m sure the possibility exists, however remote, that someone noticed)
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Considering that I called you on the PA system:

for all the good it did me. Next time you go AWOL, turn on your speakers! I’m glad you’re back. And I hope that abscess disappears for good this time.

How about some Lunch? I hear there’s a mighty fine Special of the Day. :stuck_out_tongue:

Nice OP swampy! It was worth the wait. I don’t relate too much because I’ve never had a beer in my life, but I do know all about complaining, so I got it.

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]
I’m home!!

OK, so I’ve been home for an hour and a half or so, but I’s been busy decompressing.

Glad you’re back to your cheerful, laid back self, Beer Complaint Man. I was going to be deeply disappointed if you didn’t have answers today. (Hint: use Firefox or write your post in Word; I’ve lost maybe one post ever. Firefox lets you hit the back button without losing your post.)

Hi susan_foster! You need to come back and announce the skirt-length du jour so that we who aspire to be fashionable will know what to wear tomorrow. Even if we are highly unlikely to wear a skirt as we own extremely few of them.

Hi Mork! You were missed. There were several mentions of your missingness. We’re still missing BooFae, though. And Nava hasn’t checked in yet… (Do I have to start taking roll???)

Sorry to hear about all the trotting in the Anachi household and family. Hope everyone’s all better very quickly. Oh…do we get to see pictures of the new pool???

Here, FCM, have some nice dark chocolate.

Sorry I missed the food window, LOUNE. I coulda sent you some spaghetti.

Wow, Julie, on the bus at 3 years of age (even if he’s close to 4)…that’s early for us spoiled Amerrkins. Did he have fun?

I’m sure I missed someone…Hugs to all…

GT
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The food window is NEVAR closed!!!

swampy, I’ve had beer before. I don’t drink the vile swill because it’s full of moose-pissery.

stares at the brussels sprouts placed before him on a plate. blinks a few times and looks up Um. Do we have anything…you know…tasty?

I don’t know if I can eat a whole Lunch. I assume he’s kosher and all…

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Spaghetti is now located in your CD drive. Hope it’s tasty. (Clearly, swampy missed the mention of brussels sprouts; otherwise, I’m sure he would have mentioned that he calls them fart blossoms, which makes me giggle. I like brussels sprouts when they’re properly prepared.)

Sipping a beerverage. Sorry, not Miller.

Is it Friday yet?

GT

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Ooh! all hopeful and giddy until he opens the CD drive

…Aw…

pout

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Home. Need beer and sleep. Can I have a Guinness IV?

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[QUOTE=dogbutler]
…Can I have a Guinness IV?
[/QUOTE]
Sure, why not?

I’m sure I put the spaghetti in there, LOUNE. My CD drive still smells all garlicky.

GT

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I licked it and everything. No dice.
Resend?

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OK…this is the last serving. I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I’m making.

GT

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I’m gonna cry. Hell, I already am tearing up.

I have been trying for the past 3 HOURS to get this *&&^%%$$#$%^&&&##@ grad school required open software stuff to load and link. Also, I don’t know where I’m supposed to send the damned thing once I get it to work.

Never mind. I’m just frustrated. I WISH I WISH I WISH that my grades were dependent upon the CONTENT of my work and not the method I share it with the instructor. Gah and grrrrrr.
I need a hug.

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Well, that stinks, rigs! ::Hugs rigsy::
GT

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Thanks. <blows nose>
It’s gonna be a looooong semester. It starts tomorrow. <sigh>

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]
OK…this is the last serving. I hope you appreciate the sacrifice I’m making.

GT
[/QUOTE]

I do. Even if you happen to live in the worst place in the universe.

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Morning/Afternoon/Evening All!!! Hey, where’s Roo?

[singing]When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true …[/singing]

Nighty-night Roo!!!

Nice OP swampy! I have to admit, I don’t drink Miller. I can’t even recall if they sell it here! I imagine they probably do, what with all the Marines and Navy boys around the place (although they probably buy it on base). We drink Amstel Light in this house (when we’re not quaffing Chateau de Cardboard red wine, that is).

Ahhhh, back to school! I have a few more years before I face that hurdle, but I sympathise Joolie, I really do!

LOUNE, I have some leftover spicy beef nachos with guacamole and sour cream, if you want me to push it through the CD drive to ya? Otherwise, my butter chicken (aka Murgh Makhani) will be ready in about 6 hours, if you can wait that long. :smiley:

{{{{rigs}}}} - grad school sounds like it will be a real chore, if you can’t get your software to work!

Okay, off to wash bottles and make me some breakfast - I think a bacon and egg wrap with cream cheese spread is in order this morning! YUMMY!