A bit older than that, Cisco.
Pantellerite, that would be the beginning of “Dre Day” by Dr. Dre, correct?
Bass!
How low are you able to go?
Death row is a place that a brother typically is familiar with.
Once again, the incredible rhyme animal is back ( also known as D, public enemy number one).
A police officer said “freeze”, and I went numb.
I tried to tell them I did not possess a firearm at the time,
and that the misunderstanding was somehow brought on by Terminator X’s record playing.
I am currently locked up in jail because I am a successful rap artist who also praises Louis Farrakhan.
Presently, everyone is urging me to rap in a fashion bordering on the miraculous.
Everybody should look at this. Is everybody ready? Here we go:
Turn up the volume! Bring the noise with you!
Yep. The first few lines of F** wit Dre Day* it is!
The gramatically incorrect (and original) lines, placed in a Spoiler box for language content, are:
Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?
Can’t scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don’t even respect your ass
That’s why it’s time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth
Your maternal parentage is really quite morbidly obese. (Just how obese is she?)
Your maternal parentage is so obese that she is able to consume a score and two burritos, but unfortunatly there is a lack of financial solvency; I observed her being detained behind Taco Bell for suspision of theft.
The fact of the matter is, your maternal parentage is addicted to C17H21NO4, and she is unable to beat her addiction.
When she walkes, it is much like that of an ape
When she speaks, she often expectorates heavily
Unclothed, pearched upon a mountain and playin a woodwind
An equestrian, consuming a beverage made from distilled barley
Shs has the features of a flying mammal from Africa; wings and teeth.
Her middle name is Mudbone, and
Your maternal parentage has a prostetic ocular device, containing a fish.(3x)
Your mother, your mother, your mother.
pravnik, that is Bring the Noise
My contribution:
n a manner similar to Louie Armsrong’s musical stylings,
I will smoke marijuana in a cylindrical device
And, momentarily, tell a tale for you.
Municipal employees are constantly harrassing me
In search of my hydroponic cultivars
These swine wish to collapse my residence pneumatically.
I retreat to the fringes of society
And transport myself to a different locale.
Oh are the swine incensed
When they enter my residence only to find
That I have escaped the previous evening in my late-model Cadillac.
I am the unauthorized captain of this vessel!
I map my way with my hallucinogenic visions,
avoiding the laser sights of my foes.
How can you have faith without visual evidence?
Peer closely, but do not squint.
A similar person is becoming psychologically abnormal.
AWSOME Pharcide song. I think it’s called “Ya Momma”.
What?! No:
Frozen water beloved! (repeat ad nauseum)
ha!
stolichnaya, that’s a little Cypress Hill, right? I can’t remember the name of the song.
Here’s my offering:
I have no objection to your copulating with me
But I do have an objection to your lack of copulating with me.
Baby, you know I’m going to take care of you
Because you say you are pregnant with my child, and I know that isn’t true.
Is this a good thing?
No, it’s not a good thing, you female dog.
For good or ill, this makes you switch
So I walk over to you with my signs of wealth.
Female dogs, black people, put away your pistols.
I won’t tolerate that in this house.
Because, female dog, I’ll make your style unable to walk.
Now that you’ve heard my calm voice
You couldn’t start a relationship with another black man, because your vagina won’t lubricate properly.
If you desire to look attractive, and not be similar to a beggar,
Girl, you should give me the money you owe me.
It is occasionally akin to a sub-tropical rainforest, which causes me to ponder the manner in which I remain on the surface.
Damn it. I guess that should be:
Frozen water frozen water beloved!
:smack:
Beadalin
Its ODB, but I can’t think of the name of the song. “Hey, dirty, baby I gotcha money.”
Yes indeedy- the classic Insane in the Membrane.
Yours is ODB, Got Your Money, and boyo does that kid benefit from some grammar.
Duh! I can’t believe I couldn’t come up with the song title. You and G-Unit are both right, of course.
You know, playing this game has made me realize that almost all of Outkast’s songs are more or less grammatically correct. I tried a few of their songs, and they really didn’t need much help-- makes me wonder if my liking them is connected to my geeky tolerance levels for bad grammar. 
So I had sex with your significant other, you morbidly obese jerk!!!
Grandmaster Flash, The Message, and countless other references since. Great line.
(I know the OP wasn’t envisioning a guessing game, but I’m having fun over here…)
Next:
I require four; supply me with four
Hit 'em up
Bruce_Daddy’s is Ice Ice Baby
Nobody got this one yet. I’ll give a hint: It is from a song which was also done by another poster after I originally posted it.
And, hell, if Ice Ice Baby is fair game, I’ll throw in another one:
Your best friend’s brother has asked you to be in his wedding. Although you are appropriately attired, you find yourself having inappropriate thoughts about the bride! Another member of the wedding party mistakes your look of consternation for one of flirtation, and she flirts back. Fortunately, you find her attractive. After the reception, you have sexual intercourse with her.
The first one: From “Bring the Noise”: there are several I guess this could be but I’m going to go with
Your second is that gradeschool mixer epic, Young MC’s “Bust a Move”.
What the hey, I’ll try another.
It is you who posesses that which I require. However, you allege that your feelings for him are platonic.