I’m compiling a page of great chat moments–either small conversations or one liners. So if you have any saved, send them to me… this is an ongoing project, so keep your eye out while you’re in chat and send me anything hilarious that happens 
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chatmoments.html
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Someone should dig up and send in the “CanadianSue enters chat” post…
You are saving chats? Next you’ll tape all your phone calls.You are doing that already? I see.
I remember my first coupla minutes on chat. Someone said, “I like JJ, quick with the one-liners!”
I don’t think I’ve gotten a good one off since.
Dyn-O-Mite!
JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!
Kat…I think I have that one at home. I’ll see if I can’t dig it up once I get back. Hey Doob…you should send in part of the “Dem and Omni get drunk” hour…
“Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo.
I think Zette’s story deserves to be posted there… 
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I vote for the tampon swinging on the bottle of scope one too. Something about the visual of it slapping Zette’s hubby upside the head makes me smile just thinking about it!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Jeeeez!
Somehow I KNEW I couldn’t read this thread without seeing that reference…Oh, well. It is a conversation that will likely live in infamy, so I guess I’ll just deal with it. I sent it to Opal, so I expect it will be on the website soon.
Zette
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
What can I say, Zette…it was the funniest thing I’d heard in a long time! 
I’m clueless, but the reference alone is pretty damn funny.
Falcon: You’re right, I should shouldnt I? :). Especially Omniscient’s lines. hehehe…
Those douche songs were pretty funny.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”