I know a bloke called Ivor Longstaff
[sub]Hope you’re not reading this Ivor; if you are, sorry, but it’s funny mate.[/sub]
Betty Swollocks
My mom told me she knew a man by the name of Longerbone who married a gal by the name of Hollowpeter…
eeeewwwww!
There’s a real gyn named Dr. Rambush.
And it always cracks me up to hear Dee Dee from Rugrats refer to Dr. Lipschitz.
There used to be a sign in a Harley shop up in Elyria, Ohio that cracked me up.
It said…
‘Helen Wate is our credit manager. If you want credit, go to Helen Wate.’
Wow! I can’t believe that nobody’s said Adolf Oliver Nipples yet! 
Real Names
- From NASCAR: Dick Trickle
- From my high school: Happy Hussy
- Hi Opal!
How about Peter Gazigna? (silent G)
Ahmed Adoudi
Philip McKrevis
Chris P. Weatzenraisins
Bo D. Satva
Hammond Eggs
Rufus Leaking
Juan Morefore DeRhode
Etta Booger
Helen Highwater
Mel Lester
Phil Lattio
Connie Lingus
Neal Down
Cass Trate
Yuri Nate
Kurt Remarque
Roger Overandout
Ben Dover’s partner: Stan Dup
Golda Zeiss, Gunter Frieze, Thelma Thole, Keith Myath.
And a real one, Anita Bathe, pronounced “bath.”
Don’t forget the Russian chauffeur, Pickup Andropov