Courtesy of Herman Wouk…
Aida Norfallot.
Oh, and the guy who performed my husband’s vasectomy was Dr. Richard Paine (and yes, he went by Dick)…and the one who did the vasectomy reversal was Dr. Cockburn (pronounced coburn).
I can’t vouch for Paine, but Cockburn, at least, has a great sense of humor. 
**Stu Pididiot
Les Bien
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo (thanks simpsons)
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Ooops!
Sorry, Crunchy, I just opened this thread today.
I think the name we were discussing was Ozella Nazelrod.
Man, that just has to be the funniest name I have ever heard.
I’ve always liked the brother-sister duo Eileen and Ben Dover
I once registered illicitly in a Finnish hotel as Simon Templar.
Upon checking my name the clerk announced “ahhh…welcome back Mr. Templar …good to have you with us again”
Sheesh! Cant even get a pseudenom right.
For thoose who dont know Simon Templar was the name of the character played by Rodger Moore in “The Saint”.
I don’t know if’n he’s still there butt the Waco phonebook used to list a guy named Henauder Titzoff. He also chewed our ass when we called to verify.
Anita Rubdown
Anita Waxing
Anita Deodorant
Anita Dick
Ainta Flogging
Ainta Beer
Our waitress at lunch TODAY was “Barb Horney” (B. Horney)
My sister says she fell for the Mike Hunt name trying to track down overdue library books. Mike Hunt never brought them back!
One of our newest dopers chse the following username:
Payne N. Diaz
Sorry for the interruption (I’m not very good at harassing the bartender with fake names), but I just had to congratulate CrunchyFrog on being a fellow Brunching fan (I saw your sig and almost couldn’t contain myself.)
the helephino ! (cross between hippo,elephant,rhino)
how 'bout “DR.Dick Burns” …
My last name is tough too. Mostly I give my dad’s first name, Craig.
It’s familiar enough that I won’t miss it when they say it.
My mother swears she went to school with a girl named Ophelia Rasse.
And, honestly, I went to college with a guy named Dick Blewitt.
I have also worked with a Grant Dumbell and a Dick Tracey.
A friend of a friend (really!) is Cliff Torres. Say it fast.
Gotta mention Clem Kadiddlehopper from the Red Skelton Show…Yes, kids, that’s Red Skelton…comedian…long time ago…back in the "olden days…
The “Wongs” when we go for chinese,
“Elmer” at Fuddrucker’s,
Dundee at Outback,
Angus at Steak and Ale,
Ahab or Gorton at Red Lobster,
Bubba at Cracker Barrel.
When we eat at new places it’s a game to see who can think up the best name to leave. Recently a pizza place opened up near our home with our real last name. We phoned in an order and they asked our name, when told the clerk didn’t believe him. We found it rather ironic that the one time we use our real name, we had to show identification to prove it.
Bob Sparacades.
Paul Molive.
Chris Mustree.
Andy Seppetik.
Jay Walker.
The famous couple, Willie Getsomme and Betty Wohnt.
I once knew a guy called Kim Sizer. We all called him ‘Sir’.
Think about it.
In college - (some college - which college? Perhaps Carlton) there was a girl named Jenny Fletcher, which probably isn’t funny unless you remember Tom Lehrer’s Vatican Rag…
I always liked "Emerson Biggouns"