Recently I watched From Dusk to Dawn for the first time ever. This movie is chock-full of memorable quotes. But by far my favorite–in fact, it could be my favorite ever-- is:
George Clooney: Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!
Funniest line ever sung-- Madeline Khan in Young Frankenstein: OOooh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!
Ghostbusters: “When someone asks you if you’re a god… YOU SAY YES!!!”
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Airplane!*: “…and that’s when I developed my drinking problem.” (Image of a man pouring a cup of something down the front of his shirt)
Pulp Fiction: “Is Marcellus Wallace a bitch? … Then why’d you try to go and F*CK him like a bitch?!”
Monty Python’s Life of Brian:
Brian (the unwilling Messiah): You don’t need to follow me! You’ve got to think for yourselves! You’re all individuals!
His Crowd of Followers: Yes! We’re all individuals!
(lone dissenter): …I’m not.
His Crowd of Followers: Shhh!
Memorable for more serious reasons:
Blade Runner: “All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.”
The Shawshank Redemption: “I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.”
Bela Lugosi as Dracula: “I never drink…wine.”
Most of the script of Casablanca.
Most of Groucho Marx’s dialog.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
“*YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!”- *Gandalf
Tuco: “I tell you this my friend: if I ever get you down, you gonna need a lot of help to get up again.”
“If he’d just pay me what he’s spending to stop me robbin’ him, I’d stop robbin’ him!”
“Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.”
"Tito Puente’s gonna be dead, and you’re gonna say, “Oh, I’ve been listening to him for years, and I think he’s fabulous.”
“I hate Illinois Nazis.”
“What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.”
“I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell 'em you’re Jewish, okay?”
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here…This is the War Room!”
“You keep lookin’ at me, you’ll see me kill you.”
– random dude in Freejack. (One of the most underrated movies ever.)
“Son, You got a panty on your head.” Raising Arizona
“In Korea, we stacked your kind five high and used em as sandbags.” Gran Turino
Said to a man who is obviously Indian in descent.
“My brother lost a God-Damned arm fighting you fuckers in Viet Nam.”
From Trainspotting, when Renton gets the opium suppositories,
For all they good they’ve done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!
GoGo Yubari: “You call that begging? You can beg better than that.”
The Scarlet Pimpernel: “I never would have dreamt of depriving you of your moment of triumph. Alas, a moment was all I could spare.”
Tuco: “There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, those that come in by the window.”
“What exactly is the plan? I mean are we just gonna ring the doorbell and say ‘we
killed your son and we were in the neighborhood so…’”
I Know What You Did Last Summer
“We have a whole life to live together, you fucker, but it can’t start until you call.”
Me and You and Everyone We Know
More from the ever quotable Eastwood:
“You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”
Groundhog’s Day: Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
Outlaw Josie Wales: *
Dyin*’ ain’t much of a living*, boy
To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.*