Great movie one-liners.

Everybody gotta die some time, Red

“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”

  • Miller, “Repo Man”

From history of the world, part 1:

Seize this, honkus!

Don’t get saucey with me, Bernaise!

My wife and I use these with each other.

Just wondering, but isn’t a “one liner” exactly that? Not dialogue between 2 characters, but a single sentence?
“It’s the stuff that dreams are made of”
“It’s a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

“Wash this!”

Yeah, I was thinking that too. And that it should be funny. One-liners are usually funny as opposed to great lines in movies. Still, I’m enjoying all the great movie quotes.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat-- how could that have slipped my mind?

Also from History of The World Part I: It’s Count DeMonNAY!
One my kids like to quote at me 'cuz they’re mean: Old and busted; new hotness.